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Previously on "I love it when a plan comes together."

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  • NotAllThere
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    Do gnats have tight chuffs then? I didn't know that.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    And Gordon, ...
    His fist is tighter than a gnatt's chuff
    Not when it comes to other people’s money though.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    WHS

    Of course it might not be that simple.

    Should Gordon throw in the towel then the Queen will invite Dave to form another government and failure would not look good.
    And Gordon, being the man he is would gracefully concede himself then?

    Hahahahahahaha!

    His fist is tighter than a gnatt's chuff around the keys of No. 10....

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    The best thing Cameron can do now is concede the election and let the snot goblin form a government in coalition with the Cleggies and the other nutter lefties like the Green (Brighton – typical of the stupid frackers).

    Then he can sit back and watch the mayhem unfold. It will all end in tears and he’ll clean up when the next election is held in six to eighteen months.
    I completely agree. I just hope Dave's advisers will see it that way and they don't lunge for power now at any price.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    WHS

    Of course it might not be that simple.

    Should Gordon throw in the towel then the Queen will invite Dave to form another government and failure would not look good.
    Dave could do what Harold did (twice). Offer bribes, say he's being prevented from delivering them by the other parties, and call a second election.

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    The best thing Cameron can do now is concede the election and let the snot goblin form a government in coalition with the Cleggies and the other nutter lefties like the Green (Brighton – typical of the stupid frackers).


    Then he can sit back and watch the mayhem unfold. It will all end in tears and he’ll clean up when the next election is held in six to eighteen months.
    WHS

    Of course it might not be that simple.

    Should Gordon throw in the towel then the Queen will invite Dave to form another government and failure would not look good.

    Leave a comment:


  • HairyArsedBloke
    started a topic I love it when a plan comes together.

    I love it when a plan comes together.

    The best thing Cameron can do now is concede the election and let the snot goblin form a government in coalition with the Cleggies and the other nutter lefties like the Green (Brighton – typical of the stupid frackers).


    Then he can sit back and watch the mayhem unfold. It will all end in tears and he’ll clean up when the next election is held in six to eighteen months.

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