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Previously on "Any "Portillo Moments" For You?"
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She's leaving parliament to spend more time with her family porn collection.Originally posted by Scary View PostWacky Jacqui lost her seat? Get in!
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getting shot of her and fatso Clarke was great news if not as much fun as portaloo
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What I found even funnier was that every News Report (BBC World) I've seen shows her leaving and makes pointed reference to:Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYep, that was the high spot of the night for me.
Obersturmbannfuhrer Jacqboots, you are dismissed.
a) She looks like she is about to cry....
b) Her Husband watches Pron films when she is away - and claimed expenses for them.......
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Yep, that was the high spot of the night for me.Originally posted by Scary View PostWacky Jacqui lost her seat? Get in!
Obersturmbannfuhrer Jacqboots, you are dismissed.
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...cos you wet yourself laughing?Originally posted by Pogle View PostYep, i stayed up til Portillo and the memory still makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNothing can really compare with Portillo in 1997
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No but watching Ed Balls going on about how he wasn't providing one was particularly irritating.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNothing can really compare with Portillo in 1997, but seeing that evil scumbag Nick Griffin humiliated was wonderful
Jacqui Smith probably comes second this time - the BBC had a shot of her as she left the platform and she was clearly on the verge of tears. I wouldn't normally promote the idea of broadcasting images of anybody reduced to tears, but in this case it's a politician. Serves them bloody well right for doing it to us
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Any "Portillo Moments" For You?
Nothing can really compare with Portillo in 1997, but seeing that evil scumbag Nick Griffin humiliated was wonderful
Jacqui Smith probably comes second this time - the BBC had a shot of her as she left the platform and she was clearly on the verge of tears. I wouldn't normally promote the idea of broadcasting images of anybody reduced to tears, but in this case it's a politician. Serves them bloody well right for doing it to us
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