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Previously on "The Prawn That Cried "Wolf!" - an Aesop Special"
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Hi AllOriginally posted by cojak View PostThere's a chap around here that logs in as Parasol - I'd complain to him if I were you...
Go straight to the horse's arse, as it were...
The horses arse (
) has posted on Churchill's FAO: Anyone at Parasol thread. Contact details are there and you can PM me or email at steven.proud@parasolgroup.co.uk with any comments etc.
Thanks
Steven
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:d :d :d <------------------- What the F**K happened there?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Postoh yes it bloody well does. On a lord melchett scale too!
What should've appeared was
<-------- Typed in manually
<----- Same smiley selected from the smiley list but further down in the post.
Nick, does this have anything to do with the "capitalisation" code at the beginning of a response?
Buggy piece of tulipe, who wrote this crap?
Last edited by Churchill; 5 May 2010, 11:26.
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So his full name is Dim Sum Prawn Balls.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I don't want to think about Dims balls, thanks.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostFTFY.

Ah go on, go on, go on, go oooooooonnnnnnnnn!That's a coincidence, it looks remarkably like your "It's a f**king good job you're in Swindon coz I am so going to kick your arse" face...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThis is my "you are so funny, face"

Well, you learn something new every day.
<--- That does not - in any way - constitute grovelling.
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This is my "you are so funny, face"Originally posted by Churchill View PostFTFY.

Ah go on, go on, go on, go oooooooonnnnnnnnn!
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWouldn't you prefer a spud pizza?
It's my new fave - Carby spud carb pizza, for the paddy who wants to re-enforce the stereotype.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWouldnt it be Prawn Balls?
I don't want to think about Dims balls, thanks.
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Wouldnt it be Prawn Balls?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYUM!! Prawns in hot sizzling garlic - delish!
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