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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    When my father-in-law takes my 2 year old to the park with his dog s/he always says "come on, lets go dogging" as they leave.
    That is very canny. You have been spared the "Daddy, what's dogging?" conversation whenever s/he overhears the word, because s/he's already got a satisfactory explanation. Let it stay that way, at least until s/he's old enough to get a driving license.



    (oh, those halcyon Arts Faculty days. How I miss writing s/he.)

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    "A fake brown tourist sign, pointing to an 'official dogging area' at a Cotswold beauty spot has been ripped down by angry residents." - BBC News.
    I wonder if there is a symbol for such sites on OS maps? Answers on a postcard please ...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
    I distinctly remember waking up next to plently of strange women at uni ...
    Strange...as in having particularly pronounced adam's apples?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    He's 73 and just very naive.
    I bet you 10p that before he's 80 your child will have explained it to him.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Is he, or has he ever been, a catholic priest?
    He's 73 and just very naive.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    When my father-in-law takes my 2 year old to the park with his dog he always says "come on, lets go dogging" as they leave.

    I don't have the heart to explain what it means.
    Is he, or has he ever been, a catholic priest?

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  • Jeebo72
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    "'Stranger sex'"

    Surely we've all done that? I distinctly remember waking up next to plently of strange women at uni ...

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  • gingerjedi
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    When my father-in-law takes my 2 year old to the park with his dog he always says "come on, lets go dogging" as they leave.

    I don't have the heart to explain what it means.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Doesn’t surprise me. Any effort to introduce new genetic material into the population of Stroud is bound to meet with resistance.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    "A fake brown tourist sign, pointing to an 'official dogging area' at a Cotswold beauty spot has been ripped down by angry residents." - BBC News.
    IT people have to kicks their somehow.

    I bet you've got some dogging stories Nick. Eh! Eh! Nudge nudge!

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  • threaded
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    Like it! Good find.

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    "A fake brown tourist sign, pointing to an 'official dogging area' at a Cotswold beauty spot has been ripped down by angry residents." - BBC News.

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