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Originally posted by xoggothCucumber my arse.
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Originally posted by xoggothDicks turn green and look very similar to cucumbers after several years in a jar.
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Cucumber my arse. It's his dick. She cut it off at the funeral and had it pickled. Dicks turn green and look very similar to cucumbers after several years in a jar. I had an uncle in law who won "Prize pickled marrow" at the Darly Agricultural Show for two years running with his late granny's knockers.
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pickled cucumber
Widow says her cucumber lasts longer
A Croatian widow has submitted a pickled cucumber for a place as the world's oldest in the Guinness Book of Records.
Vera Dudas, 73, from Duga Resa, says the cucumber was pickled by her mother-in-law when her late husband was born in 1930.
She has now had the cucumber insured. She says it's her only reminder of her husband Pavao who would have turned 76 this year.
Vera said: "Unfortunately, the cucumber has survived longer than Pavao.
"I remember my entire married life when I look at that cucumber, it was with us everywhere we ever lived and through all our experiences - good and bad."Tags: None
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