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[OwlHoot]

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

If Labour wins the election, that'll be my new .sig

[Peoplesoft bloke]

make the client sign off on the project details at the start so they can't keep changing their minds.

It's a nice theory.............

[darmstadt]

I remember a chap relating that he was given the COBOL manuals on Friday and told he was giving a COBOL course on Monday.

Pretty much like my experience with COBOL. Happily sitting there doing VM sysprog when got told that I'm doing a big COBOL project in 2 weeks on MVS. I had sen COBOL but then I had seen Sanskrit. Went on a one week course, came back and was project leader. Ended up with 7 people on the team at one point which was only meant to be 2.5 on a project which lasted 2 years and as only meant to be 6 months which taught me one thing, make the client sign off on the project details at the start so they can't keep changing their minds.

[Sysman]

Well I was just poddling along minding my own beeswax doing my usual Business Objects stuff and then all of a sudden they got bought out, and blam I was a SAP expert!
Funny old world eh?

I remember a chap relating that he was given the COBOL manuals on Friday and told he was giving a COBOL course on Monday.

[Doggy Styles]

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

Not if Bob gets in there first.

[DS23]

in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king

[Pogle]

How can I join SAP bandwagon and be rich like milan
any tips ?

Well I was just poddling along minding my own beeswax doing my usual Business Objects stuff and then all of a sudden they got bought out, and blam I was a SAP expert!
Funny old world eh?

[Pondlife]

A course? Are you serious?

Get a copy off a' torrent, install it, and you'll be more expert than some of them plonkers presenting the courses...

I was comparing sap course attendance with gouging ones eyes out.


Am I to understand that you have installed and configured this system off torrent to a state where you can learn from it? And I don't mean the teach yourself abap CD you get for free.

[threaded]

So you've been on one of SAPs courses then.

A course? Are you serious?

Get a copy off a' torrent, install it, and you'll be more expert than some of them plonkers presenting the courses...

[Pondlife]

I'd sooner have my eyes gouged out with a rusty claw hammer.

So you've been on one of SAPs courses then.

[Francko]

How can I join SAP bandwagon and be rich like milan
any tips ?

No SAP work in Milan. Only one opening for an overpriced football player who is married to an ex-pop star but that has been taken already, sorry.

[rootsnall]

Turn permie in a SAP body shop.

I'd sooner have my eyes gouged out with a rusty claw hammer.

[Pondlife]

looks pretty hot right now in Europe....

Even hotter in India

HTH

[cojak]

Turn permie in a SAP body shop.

[Andy2]

How can I join SAP bandwagon and be rich like milan
any tips ?