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Originally posted by administrator View PostVery strange. Looks like they also got their April Fool's up:
New! Break the language barrier between species with Google Animal Translate!
Pro Tip: As a general rule the higher up in the food chain an animal is, the better a communicator it will be. So if you are after quick witted banter it’s best to select cats and dogs rather than rabbits, hamsters and guinea pigs.
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Very strange. Looks like they also got their April Fool's up:
New! Break the language barrier between species with Google Animal Translate!
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Results 1 - 10 of about 320,000 for wibble. (0.17 microfortnights)
I'm going to start quoting my delivery estimates in that!
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Results 1 - 10 of about 47,100,000 for banana [definition]. (0.46e+43 Planck times)
Results 1 - 10 of about 819,000 for rambutan. (1.25 times the velocity of an unladen swallow)
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We haven't met and I mean well but I fear that the cheese has slipped from your cracker.
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Results 1 - 10 of about 44,200 for lamb tail sheikhs. (23.00 skidoo)
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,170,000 for skidoo. (60.77 jiffies)
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,970,000 for jiffy [definition]. (0.70 microweeks)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,400 for microweeks. (0.03 femtogalactic years)
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Google timings not in seconds
Results 1 - 10 of about 514,000 for put a donk on it. (2.36e-15 epochs)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,200,000 for google epoch. (at 1.84 hertz)
Results 1 - 10 of about 321,000 for wibble. (1.21 gigawatts)
Results 1 - 2 of about 0 for slartyblartvast. (0.41 centons)
Results 1 - 10 of about 63,300 for one eyed scottish idiot. (at warp 3.26)
Results 1 - 10 of about 426,000 for snot gobbler. (0.62e+43 Planck times)
Results 1 - 10 of about 105,000,000 for widget [definition]. (0.96 times the velocity of an unladen swallow)
etc.
Results 1 - 10 of about 119,000 for african or european swallow. (2.00 shakes of a lamb's tail)
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