Reply to: How insulting

[Babbage]

The Pound shops are some of Crawleys finer establishments, thay actually have 50 p shops there.
I used to pop in once a year to hand in the accounts until they demolished the infernal revenue office...

[Sysman]

Isn't that Crawley in the background?

It's Santa!

[d000hg]

So DA was mistaken for a shop-worker based on appearance. And then calls the person who approached him a chav based on the same thing?

[darmstadt]

Isn't that Crawley in the background?

[Numpty]

Just goes to show you can't polish a turd.

No, but you can roll it in glitter.

[Sysman]

You didn't look like this, did you?

Nope. No buckled shoes there.

[norrahe]

You didn't look like this, did you?

He does, he even has the furry hat to go with the coat. Admittedly all the bling was quite distracting.

[BoredBloke]

That is so gay!

[lightng]

I am wearing my £700 suit with my best shirt and tie (and before you lot kick off, yes I was also wearing my best shoes with the brightest buckles )

He probably thought you were another chav on his way back from his latest court appearance.

[TimberWolf]

Whatever you do don't buy the 30 for £1 razor blades. They are utterly tulip. I binned mine shortly after trying a couple from the bag. They just hop along the skin without reducing the height of any hairs.

[SueEllen]

I surprised you resorted to the £1 shop.

Sainsburys and Asda had lots of cheap easter eggs in.

[SizeZero]

Did they have any?
I work in Crawley and could do with bearing gifts on my return home tonight.

Why? What have you done wrong?

[threaded]

One of the reasons the legal types continue with wigs and what-not is so they can discern who the defendant is.

[Alf W]

There I am scanning the chocolate shelf at the pound shop in crawley looking for an easter egg for Mrs Dodgy. Just had a meeting with a client and I am wearing my £700 suit with my best shirt and tie (and before you lot kick off, yes I was also wearing my best shoes with the brightest buckles )

Some fat chav wanders up and asks me where the salt & vinegar crisps are

Do I look like a f******g shop assistant??? What has happened to the class ystem?

Just goes to show you can't polish a turd.

[shaunbhoy]

Just had a meeting with a client and I am wearing my £700 suit with my best shirt and tie (and before you lot kick off, yes I was also wearing my best shoes with the brightest buckles )

Problem is, having a reasonably expensive suit is no guarantee of anything. You could, for example, put a Chimpanzee in a decent suit and get much the same effect.................well, as you know.