How insulting

[DodgyAgent]

There I am scanning the chocolate shelf at the pound shop in crawley looking for an easter egg for Mrs Dodgy. Just had a meeting with a client and I am wearing my £700 suit with my best shirt and tie (and before you lot kick off, yes I was also wearing my best shoes with the brightest buckles )

Some fat chav wanders up and asks me where the salt & vinegar crisps are

Do I look like a f******g shop assistant??? What has happened to the class ystem?

[doodab]

Shoes with buckles?

He probably thought you were on your way home from picking up your latest ASBO.

[Gibbon]

The class system is fine: Chav > Agent

[lilelvis2000]

What's a shop assistant. I've been through Next, M&S, Asda, Netto, Debenhams....still haven't found one yet. Do they wear shiny shoes with buckles?

[moder8or]

£700 suit with my best shirt and tie

in Crawley?
in the pound shop?
Agent?

[DS23]

happy birthday da!

[stek]

I think I'd be lucky if all my clothes together cost more that £70 nevermind £700...

I am one of nature's naturally scruffy people, so it's Primark for me or if I'm feeling flush, Matalan....

I have to do this to counteract my significant other, who looks down on Miss Sixty and think's G-Star is for chavs...

[stingman123]

You= Suit for £700
Missus = Easter egg from the pound shop

And you're insulted?

[Nicely Nicely]

I am wearing my £700 suit

My suit cost more than Dodgy's!

My suit cost more than Dodgy's!

Thanks, DA! You've made my weekend.

I hope your birthday makes you as happy as you have made me.

[Grasser73]

There I am scanning the chocolate shelf at the pound shop in crawley looking for an easter egg for Mrs Dodgy.

Did they have any?
I work in Crawley and could do with bearing gifts on my return home tonight.