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Previously on "to offer healthy option cooking advice in AIBU?"

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    If your contribution to mankind can beat a recipe for some soup, then I think I can safely say, dip your bread...



    Word soup is my specialty

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Here he is...



    ... the git who revives old threads
    If your contribution to mankind can beat a recipe for some soup, then I think I can safely say, dip your bread...



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  • mudskipper
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    I could do with a laugh. Linky?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Here he is...



    ... the git who revives old threads

    If you just quoted the last 25 years of posts you've done instead of creating a new one each time, we'd still be looking at the ones from 1996!

    DOOMED! I TELL YA! DOOMED!

    You ever get that Majestic thing working. LOL ;-)

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Over 5 years since, the best CUK crafted troll post ever from a CUK poster on a summer holiday. A holiday so momentous Admin was contacted by the admin of another site, Shaunbhoy had to hoover someones house naked, and NickFitz got his first chance of a blowjob from a real woman in the last 30 years.

    I feel a summer holiday coming on (especially as we've all just been shafted by George).

    Don't care if you shave everywhere you still aren't a real woman.

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  • AtW
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    Here he is...



    ... the git who revives old threads

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Over 5 years since, the best CUK crafted troll post ever from a CUK poster on a summer holiday. A holiday so momentous Admin was contacted by the admin of another site, Shaunbhoy had to hoover someones house naked, and NickFitz got his first chance of a blowjob from a real woman in the last 30 years.

    I feel a summer holiday coming on (especially as we've all just been shafted by George).
    "by coco chantelle
    Okay girls,
    perhaps I got off on the wrong foot yesterday, but by way of making amends I am going to share a simple wholesome recipe with you all today. It was remiss of me to assume that everyone has the culinary grounding I have had, and I must try and remember that many are struggling with a tight budget. So.....today's easy recipe is:-

    Sweet Potato and Parsnip Soup

    Peel and cube the sweet potato and parsnips and place in a large saucepan with some oxo stock and bring slowly to the boil. Add in some coconut milk, garlic, grated root ginger, coriander, and black pepper. Allow to simmer until the parsnips and sweet potatoes have gone soft and, if you are feeling a bit naughty, a few dashes of Ricard. At this point you can remove it from the heat and blend it for a creamy filling meal. If you want to bulk it up a bit then it is an ideal way to use up that leftover venison/brisket/Lamb from the Sunday roast. Lovely. The hubby, kids and I like nothing more than dunking our hot butter-laden crusty bloomers into a piping hot bowl of this nectar, and remember there is never any waste because what doesn't get eaten can be frozen in a tupperware container for next time.
    Quick and easy to prepare they will be crying out for more. Go on, give it a try."

    Still my favourite troll post of all time on the internet is this one.

    I've just seen someone start something similar on a local facebook group. The first an easy pull in about the best place to buy cling film in the local shops. Then followed up with wealthy people liking volavants! LOL. I'm biting.

    A little Coco chantelle is coming. Shaunbhoy have you moved up my way. LOL

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  • Pondlife
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    AFAIK fondlife is still allowed to post. I think I can still go caravaning too

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Over 5 years since, the best CUK crafted troll post ever from a CUK poster on a summer holiday. A holiday so momentous Admin was contacted by the admin of another site, Shaunbhoy had to hoover someones house naked, and NickFitz got his first chance of a blowjob from a real woman in the last 30 years.

    I feel a summer holiday coming on (especially as we've all just been shafted by George).
    Says the one who parted with real money by way of compensation

    I never did get banned

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Over 5 years since, the best CUK crafted troll post ever from a CUK poster on a summer holiday. A holiday so momentous Admin was contacted by the admin of another site, Shaunbhoy had to hoover someones house naked, and NickFitz got his first chance of a blowjob from a real woman in the last 30 years.

    I feel a summer holiday coming on (especially as we've all just been shafted by George).
    You are too kind MF. Halcyon days indeed. And all done in the best posssssible taste!

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  • MarillionFan
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    by coco chantelle
    Okay girls,
    perhaps I got off on the wrong foot yesterday, but by way of making amends I am going to share a simple wholesome recipe with you all today. It was remiss of me to assume that everyone has the culinary grounding I have had, and I must try and remember that many are struggling with a tight budget. So.....today's easy recipe is:-

    Sweet Potato and Parsnip Soup

    Peel and cube the sweet potato and parsnips and place in a large saucepan with some oxo stock and bring slowly to the boil. Add in some coconut milk, garlic, grated root ginger, coriander, and black pepper. Allow to simmer until the parsnips and sweet potatoes have gone soft and, if you are feeling a bit naughty, a few dashes of Ricard. At this point you can remove it from the heat and blend it for a creamy filling meal. If you want to bulk it up a bit then it is an ideal way to use up that leftover venison/brisket/Lamb from the Sunday roast. Lovely. The hubby, kids and I like nothing more than dunking our hot butter-laden crusty bloomers into a piping hot bowl of this nectar, and remember there is never any waste because what doesn't get eaten can be frozen in a tupperware container for next time.
    Quick and easy to prepare they will be crying out for more. Go on, give it a try.

    Over 5 years since, the best CUK crafted troll post ever from a CUK poster on a summer holiday. A holiday so momentous Admin was contacted by the admin of another site, Shaunbhoy had to hoover someones house naked, and NickFitz got his first chance of a blowjob from a real woman in the last 30 years.

    I feel a summer holiday coming on (especially as we've all just been shafted by George).

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    MF, reposting that here may well make it google-able, which would lead them back to me. Coco!
    FTFY

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Now at 324 replies and it's still going!!!!
    MF, reposting that here may well make it google-able, which would lead them back to us

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  • shaunbhoy
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    A lot of them seem more irritated at the fact I made a sweeping generalisation about some of them being "workshy gutbuckets" in the previous thread about "feeding crap to children". Must have resonated with a few.

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic to offer healthy option cooking advice in AIBU?

    to offer healthy option cooking advice in AIBU?

    Originally posted by Coco-Chantelle View Post
    Okay girls,
    perhaps I got off on the wrong foot yesterday, but by way of making amends I am going to share a simple wholesome recipe with you all today. It was remiss of me to assume that everyone has the culinary grounding I have had, and I must try and remember that many are struggling with a tight budget. So.....today's easy recipe is:-

    Sweet Potato and Parsnip Soup

    Peel and cube the sweet potato and parsnips and place in a large saucepan with some oxo stock and bring slowly to the boil. Add in some coconut milk, garlic, grated root ginger, coriander, and black pepper. Allow to simmer until the parsnips and sweet potatoes have gone soft and, if you are feeling a bit naughty, a few dashes of Ricard. At this point you can remove it from the heat and blend it for a creamy filling meal. If you want to bulk it up a bit then it is an ideal way to use up that leftover venison/brisket/Lamb from the Sunday roast. Lovely. The hubby, kids and I like nothing more than dunking our hot butter-laden crusty bloomers into a piping hot bowl of this nectar, and rememberthere is never any waste because what doesn't get eaten can be frozen in a tupperware container for next time.
    Quick and easy to prepare they will be crying out for more. Go on, give it a try.

    Now at 324 replies and it's still going!!!!
    Last edited by MarillionFan; 31 March 2010, 06:21.
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