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Previously on "The server is alive"

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  • mudskipper
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    Me too - come back EO. We love you!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Oh darn it! Thought for a minute that EO had returned! But no!

    However, after checking his profile I did see this.....

    Last Activity: Yesterday 13:37

    So..........life in the old dog yet we can hope!

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  • TheVoice
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    Sounds like time to order a cosy armchair on expenses, get a log fire or wood burner fitted, nice big thick rug - server on the rug then curl up with your large animal sleeping on the rug by the fire!

    Purrrrrrrfect!



    (Alternatively...just skip the bloody thing if its really p155ing you off! )

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    No idea, there was no fan in it but it definately made a very low level sound. I guess it was some sort or electrical effect, but it was definately spooky.
    http://www.zx81.nl/

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  • NotAllThere
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    Time to call out...

    THE VAXORCIST

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    One of the main servers in client co, is a few feet from me. The hard drive or fan is making a soft soughing noise
    almost like a large dog, or a small lion breathing gently. As the pitch changes, or it gets louder or quieter, it's uncannily like a large animal, sleeping.


    spooksville arizona


    If it's only one of the main servers, then just reach out and switch it off. They've got others. It'll be alright.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I just created a file called bone.yum, and copied it to the server.

    <cough>

    well it made me laugh anyway



    Now if you were playng with AOL Organizer files.....



    hint: the file extensiton is .er

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I just created a file called bone.yum, and copied it to the server.

    <cough>

    well it made me laugh anyway



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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    How the hell did it make a noise? Did it have a cooling fan in the ram pack?
    No idea, there was no fan in it but it definately made a very low level sound. I guess it was some sort or electrical effect, but it was definately spooky.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Kick 'im in the bit bucket

    I used to have a ZX81 with the 16k ram pack. It used to make a sound like someone whisperering just too quietly to make out what they were saying. It could be very disconcerting at night when it was very quiet. You could *almost* hear the words, but not quite.
    How the hell did it make a noise? Did it have a cooling fan in the ram pack?

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  • DaveB
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    Kick 'im in the bit bucket

    I used to have a ZX81 with the 16k ram pack. It used to make a sound like someone whisperering just too quietly to make out what they were saying. It could be very disconcerting at night when it was very quiet. You could *almost* hear the words, but not quite.

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'll byte your leg if you do!
    Just nibble at a bit. He'll get hexed if you eat too much.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's me, snoring. Stop TOUCHING ME!!!!!
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    i'm gonna reboot you

    I'll byte your leg if you do!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's me, snoring. Stop TOUCHING ME!!!!!
    i'm gonna reboot you



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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    One of the main servers in client co, is a few feet from me. The hard drive or fan is making a soft soughing noise
    almost like a large dog, or a small lion breathing gently.
    As the pitch changes, or it gets louder or quieter, it's uncannily like a large animal, sleeping.


    spooksville arizona


    It's me, snoring. Stop TOUCHING ME!!!!!

    Leave a comment:

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