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Halo Jones replied

22 March 2010, 17:55
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I'd be careful if "He" is on the prowl...

Oh "He" is allways on the prowl but the space is occupied
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Churchill replied

22 March 2010, 17:52
Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

All this talk of exercise has positivley worn me out, I'm off for a lie down

I'd be careful if "He" is on the prowl...
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Halo Jones replied

22 March 2010, 17:47
All this talk of exercise has positivley worn me out, I'm off for a lie down
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BolshieBastard replied

22 March 2010, 16:07
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

No mate, still not seeing that.

You should have gone to specsavers then.
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Churchill replied

22 March 2010, 15:53
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not as embarrasing as running when it's not flopping about!

Have another!

Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Hey if you English is tulip, dont blame me.

No mate, still not seeing that.
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BolshieBastard replied

22 March 2010, 15:51
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Read it again, have a think... Maybe it not being floppy while you're running might be a clue to what I meant...

Hey if you English is tulip, dont blame me.
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Churchill replied

22 March 2010, 15:50
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Simple. You said it was embarrassing having nothing flopping about.

Read it again, have a think... Maybe it not being floppy while you're running might be a clue to what I meant...
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BolshieBastard replied

22 March 2010, 15:48
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Quite how you deduced that I've no idea but hey, if it makes you feel better.

Simple. You said it was embarrassing having nothing flopping about.
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Churchill replied

22 March 2010, 15:47
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

So you're telling us all you only have a bean shoot and two peas down there! No wonder you get embarrassed.

Quite how you deduced that I've no idea but hey, if it makes you feel better.
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BolshieBastard replied

22 March 2010, 15:44
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not as embarrasing as running when it's not flopping about!

Have another!

So you're telling us all you only have a bean shoot and two peas down there! No wonder you get embarrassed.
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minestrone replied

22 March 2010, 15:39
A bleeding scrotum is not the most pleasant thing I can tell you.
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Churchill replied

22 March 2010, 15:37
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

That's fine if you're a woman but if you have a good portion of meat and two veg down there as I do flopping about all over the place, its almost as bad as nipple rub.

Not as embarrasing as running when it's not flopping about!

Have another!
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BolshieBastard replied

22 March 2010, 15:34
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

The cure is not to wear undies when I go running.

Have one back!

That's fine if you're a woman but if you have a good portion of meat and two veg down there as I do flopping about all over the place, its almost as bad as nipple rub.
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Churchill replied

22 March 2010, 15:32
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Who said anything about squaddies!?

BTW, you need vaseline for chaffing skin. Ooh er!

The cure is not to wear undies when I go running.

Have one back!
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BolshieBastard replied

22 March 2010, 15:28
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Sorry Sarge, no running for me today, chaffed me toes something chronic, got a note from me mum...

Who said anything about squaddies!?

BTW, you need vaseline for chaffing skin. Ooh er!
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