Running

[BolshieBastard]

Sorry Sarge, no running for me today, chaffed me toes something chronic, got a note from me mum...

Who said anything about squaddies!?

BTW, you need vaseline for chaffing skin. Ooh er!

[Churchill]

Who said anything about squaddies!?

BTW, you need vaseline for chaffing skin. Ooh er!

The cure is not to wear undies when I go running.

Have one back!

[BolshieBastard]

The cure is not to wear undies when I go running.

Have one back!

That's fine if you're a woman but if you have a good portion of meat and two veg down there as I do flopping about all over the place, its almost as bad as nipple rub.

[Churchill]

That's fine if you're a woman but if you have a good portion of meat and two veg down there as I do flopping about all over the place, its almost as bad as nipple rub.

Not as embarrasing as running when it's not flopping about!

Have another!

[minestrone]

A bleeding scrotum is not the most pleasant thing I can tell you.

[BolshieBastard]

Not as embarrasing as running when it's not flopping about!

Have another!

So you're telling us all you only have a bean shoot and two peas down there! No wonder you get embarrassed.

[Churchill]

So you're telling us all you only have a bean shoot and two peas down there! No wonder you get embarrassed.

Quite how you deduced that I've no idea but hey, if it makes you feel better.

[BolshieBastard]

Quite how you deduced that I've no idea but hey, if it makes you feel better.

Simple. You said it was embarrassing having nothing flopping about.

[Churchill]

Simple. You said it was embarrassing having nothing flopping about.

Read it again, have a think... Maybe it not being floppy while you're running might be a clue to what I meant...

[BolshieBastard]

Read it again, have a think... Maybe it not being floppy while you're running might be a clue to what I meant...

Hey if you English is tulip, dont blame me.