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lightng replied

18 March 2010, 07:53
Blimey, what are the chances of that?
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RichardCranium replied

18 March 2010, 07:05
Originally posted by swamp View Post

What was on his iPod?

Blood, bits of his ears and sand.
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EternalOptimist replied

18 March 2010, 00:13
Originally posted by swamp View Post

What was on his iPod?

wings probably
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wobbegong replied

17 March 2010, 16:44
The poor son of a beach.

IGMC
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TykeMerc replied

17 March 2010, 16:18
Originally posted by swamp View Post

What was on his iPod?

Bits of his body?

Sorry.
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Churchill replied

17 March 2010, 16:17
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Da Plane, Boss! Da Plane!

Thank you dear boy!
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ctdctd replied

17 March 2010, 16:13
Originally posted by swamp View Post

That went right over my head.

But the plane didn't?
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DaveB replied

17 March 2010, 16:13
Originally posted by swamp View Post

That went right over my head.

Da Plane, Boss! Da Plane!
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swamp replied

17 March 2010, 16:10
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Apparently one of the witnesses was a pikey laying tarmac, he tried to warn the jogger by shouting "Boss, BOSS, Da Plane Boss!!!!".

igmc

That went right over my head.
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Churchill replied

17 March 2010, 16:06
Apparently one of the witnesses was a pikey laying tarmac, he tried to warn the jogger by shouting "Boss, BOSS, Da Plane Boss!!!!".

igmc
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swamp replied

17 March 2010, 16:06
What was on his iPod?
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TykeMerc replied

17 March 2010, 15:41
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

pant , pant, pant
ooh, nice day, nice sea, sun sparkling on the waves and look at those pretty white caps
pant pant pant
I do hope they dont go ahead and build those turbines, with those nasty big props
pant pant pant
jog jog jog

whats that noise ?

You forgot the critical moment.

SPLAT.

I realise it's evil, sorry.
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EternalOptimist replied

17 March 2010, 14:11
pant , pant, pant
ooh, nice day, nice sea, sun sparkling on the waves and look at those pretty white caps
pant pant pant
I do hope they dont go ahead and build those turbines, with those nasty big props
pant pant pant
jog jog jog

whats that noise ?
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swamp replied

17 March 2010, 13:54
Was it a beach to die for?
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Churchill replied

17 March 2010, 12:53
Allegedly the jogger was having an affair with the pilot's wife...

(No truth in that whatsoever but it'd be funny, wouldn't it?)
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