Jogging on a beach can be dangerous.

**TykeMerc** · 17 March 2010, 12:48

That's appalling luck.

Mind you I always thought that jogging was bad for your health.

**TimberWolf** · 17 March 2010, 12:51

Despite the old oil on the windscreen excuse, I expect there came a time when the pilot had to make a choice between killing an innocent beach goer and preserving his own neck. Result: one less beach goer.

**Churchill** · 17 March 2010, 12:53

Allegedly the jogger was having an affair with the pilot's wife...

(No truth in that whatsoever but it'd be funny, wouldn't it?)

**swamp** · 17 March 2010, 13:54

Was it a beach to die for?

**EternalOptimist** · 17 March 2010, 14:11

pant , pant, pant
ooh, nice day, nice sea, sun sparkling on the waves and look at those pretty white caps
pant pant pant
I do hope they dont go ahead and build those turbines, with those nasty big props
pant pant pant
jog jog jog

whats that noise ?

**TykeMerc** · 17 March 2010, 15:41

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

pant , pant, pant
ooh, nice day, nice sea, sun sparkling on the waves and look at those pretty white caps
pant pant pant
I do hope they dont go ahead and build those turbines, with those nasty big props
pant pant pant
jog jog jog

whats that noise ?

You forgot the critical moment.

SPLAT.

I realise it's evil, sorry.

**swamp** · 17 March 2010, 16:06

What was on his iPod?

**Churchill** · 17 March 2010, 16:06

Apparently one of the witnesses was a pikey laying tarmac, he tried to warn the jogger by shouting "Boss, BOSS, Da Plane Boss!!!!".

igmc

**swamp** · 17 March 2010, 16:10

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Apparently one of the witnesses was a pikey laying tarmac, he tried to warn the jogger by shouting "Boss, BOSS, Da Plane Boss!!!!".

igmc

That went right over my head.

Jogging on a beach can be dangerous.