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Previously on "What kind of man goes to Pole Dancing?"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Talking of gay people I picked up a free copy of FHM at my gym this afternoon. From cover and quick flick through it looked like a REAL MAN'S mag. Lots of scantily clad women.

    However, on page 103 there is a picture of an enormous knob, flaccid but 3 quarters of the way to the guy's knees. I just thought some would like to know.

    PS Drewster, the correct expression is not "real" man but REAL MAN. Any REAL MAN would know that.
    ? Yeah. Whats so special about that then?

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  • TimberWolf
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    What kind of man goes to Pole Dancing?
    A man from Warsaw.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Me neither. I've hardly looked at it at all.
    Just for comparison purposes obviously

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  • xoggoth
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    Me neither. I've hardly looked at it at all.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Talking of gay people I picked up a free copy of FHM at my gym this afternoon. From cover and quick flick through it looked like a REAL MAN'S mag. Lots of scantily clad women.

    However, on page 103 there is a picture of an enormous knob, flaccid but 3 quarters of the way to the guy's knees. I just thought some would like to know.

    PS Drewster, the correct expression is not "real" man but REAL MAN. Any REAL MAN would know that.
    I stand corrected...... well actually I sit corrected..... I obviously don't know much about REAL MEN but then nor do I read magazines with pictures of big Nobs......

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  • xoggoth
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    Talking of gay people I picked up a free copy of FHM at my gym this afternoon. From cover and quick flick through it looked like a REAL MAN'S mag. Lots of scantily clad women.

    However, on page 103 there is a picture of an enormous knob, flaccid but 3 quarters of the way to the guy's knees. I just thought some would like to know.

    PS Drewster, the correct expression is not "real" man but REAL MAN. Any REAL MAN would know that.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Does he visit this website? If so he might be a CUK member

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  • darmstadt
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    Does he visit this website? If so he might be a CUK member

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I'm still working on getting drunk enough to eradicate any traces of impartiality and fairness.

    I'm also still trying to work out what kind of man goes to Pilates?
    according to many a "real" man..... although they meant non-sockie/figment of imagination.....

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I'm also still trying to work out what kind of man goes to Pilates?
    <checks who the OP was>

    Ah...


    Willlllllllmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssssssssssllllllllllll oooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Where are the new mods?!?!
    I'm still working on getting drunk enough to eradicate any traces of impartiality and fairness.

    I'm also still trying to work out what kind of man goes to Pilates?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Was he strangely attractive?

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Ah, good point. Must wait until they are on there before reporting every post I find offensive......
    Well you could start now you Twunt* and give them a bit to do when they get there...

    *There you go something to start with

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Foot of page still says CUK and Scottie............ maybe they haven't graduated from the intensive training yet!
    Ah, good point. Must wait until they are on there before reporting every post I find offensive......

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Where are the new mods?!?!
    Foot of page still says CUK and Scottie............ maybe they haven't graduated from the intensive training yet!

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