and our final two fragrances (for both sexes)
Fluffy Bunny
An overpowering scent of flowers, kittens & soft toys. This causes the wearer to be in incredibly warm & friendly. Best worn in the morning, this fragrance lasts just a few hours.
Sheep
An incredible blend of three of best selling perfumes & by far the most popular. Blended to last all day, Sheep, starts with the subtle tones of Fluffy Bunny, before changing to Village Idiot & then Twunt, for that all day scent.
Manufacturers Warning : Please ensure that while wearing Sheep you avoid anyone wearing Cretin for Men. When mixed in the air with Sheep, this produces the strong fragrance of Flounce, and should be avoided at all costs.
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SKA for Men
This somewhat understated scent promises much, but after years of wear has delivered little except the mistaken belief that its wearer knows best about everything.
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Alone
This overpowering scent with heavy two bottle of red wine overtones, bile and vitriol will have people running for cover. Clears any pub. Or your money back!
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostCretin for Men
Let everyone know who you are with this overbearing and borish cologne. It's abrasive scent will cause nausia to everyone you come in to contact with. Make every conversation in the room stop as your rapier like fragrance punctures the ambience.
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Eau de Merde
Protest against the cheap bog roll at clientco with this slightly turdy odour that makes everyone think you haven’t wiped your arse or changed your underpants for a week.
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Cretin for Men
Let everyone know who you are with this overbearing and borish cologne. It's abrasive scent will cause nausia to everyone you come in to contact with. Make every conversation in the room stop as your rapier like fragrance punctures the ambience.
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Village Idiot
Accentuate your stupidity with this brash fragrance. Repeatedly dab on during the day highlighting your moronity with repetitive application. Highly effective this scent overwhelms everyone in your vicinity with its brashness and heaviness.
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Twunt
Allow the delicate scent of Navvies Crotch to reveal your hidden self, with subtle undertones of Bile and Piss to accentuate the background themes of Bitterness, Disspointment and Failure.
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Would you stop encouraging that other ejit.
You should know better
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Flounce and Metrosexual - CUK fragrances for men
Flounce
Throw a hissy fit with this floral perfume for men. The deep notes are just right when you take offence to a post, throw your toys out of the pram and go running to the mods.
Metrosexual
Lay bare your inner soul with this restrained yet vital perfume. Tell us all about your inner thoughts and how you feel with this subtle yet detailed fragrance. No detail is too small, no personal feeling too trivial. Let it all out.Tags: None
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