Nanny or Aupair?

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MarillionFan replied

5 March 2010, 14:05
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

I'd be surprised if you can get a live-in for that - I guess it depends on where you live though. A friend of mine was looking in London, and thought they had a decent one lined up. Then the agency revealed that all the prices quoted had been .NET, so the client is expected to add NI and income tax on top. Came out at something like £30k+ per year.

I want them to look after the kids not do any programming!

Boom boom. It's the way I tell 'em. Daddle a daddle a dah!
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TheFaQQer replied

5 March 2010, 14:02
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Put your tongue back in.

Most of them just use to want a passport. Also if they are that fanciable your wife won't let them in the house.

Child: Mummy, does the au pair have a removable bottom?
Mummy: No, dear. Why?
Child: Because I heard daddy say he's like to screw the arse off her.
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TheFaQQer replied

5 March 2010, 14:01
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Hot on the heels of cleaners does anyone have a Nanny or Aupair?

The cost of nursery is ridiculous. For two days per week for the kiddy winkies we pay £800 per month!!!!

Surely you can get a hot live-in Swedish nanny for that.

I'd be surprised if you can get a live-in for that - I guess it depends on where you live though. A friend of mine was looking in London, and thought they had a decent one lined up. Then the agency revealed that all the prices quoted had been NET, so the client is expected to add NI and income tax on top. Came out at something like £30k+ per year.
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MaryPoppins replied

5 March 2010, 13:50
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

Jeez I haven't even been drinking yet!

Eh? I don't get it.
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ChimpMaster replied

5 March 2010, 13:37
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Tis a tad

Jeez I haven't even been drinking yet!
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MaryPoppins replied

5 March 2010, 13:36
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Most of it I don't mind but coming from someone that threw the teddy out of the cot in someone elses random light hearted thread it seems a bit hypocritical to me.

Tis a tad
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SueEllen replied

5 March 2010, 12:55
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

An 18/19 year old from Eastern Europe by any chance?

Put your tongue back in.

Most of them just use to want a passport. Also if they are that fanciable your wife won't let them in the house.
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northernladuk replied

5 March 2010, 12:55
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

MF/SAS/Dim do not have contracts/jobs/friends etc. That's the only way I can fathom them posting continous attention seeking drivel on this board.

Most of it I don't mind but coming from someone that threw the teddy out of the cot in someone elses random light hearted thread it seems a bit hypocritical to me.
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AtW replied

5 March 2010, 12:54
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

MF/SAS/Dim do not have contracts/jobs/friends etc. That's the only way I can fathom them posting continous attention seeking drivel on this board.

WHS
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MarillionFan replied

5 March 2010, 12:52
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

MF/SAS/Dim do not have contracts/jobs/friends etc. That's the only way I can fathom them posting continous attention seeking drivel on this board.

Im presently downloading and collating 100s of sharepoint documents into a master list and it's slow slow slow.
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ChimpMaster replied

5 March 2010, 12:48
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You will only get an au pair for £800 and do you really want a teenager to look after your kids?

An 18/19 year old from Eastern Europe by any chance?
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ChimpMaster replied

5 March 2010, 12:48
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

You got nothing better to do?

MF/SAS/Dim do not have contracts/jobs/friends etc. That's the only way I can fathom them posting continous attention seeking drivel on this board.
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SueEllen replied

5 March 2010, 12:47
You will only get an au pair for £800 and do you really want a teenager to look after your kids?
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northernladuk replied

5 March 2010, 12:45
You got nothing better to do?
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MarillionFan started a topic Nanny or Aupair?

5 March 2010, 12:32
Nanny or Aupair?

Hot on the heels of cleaners does anyone have a Nanny or Aupair?

The cost of nursery is ridiculous. For two days per week for the kiddy winkies we pay £800 per month!!!!

Surely you can get a hot live-in Swedish nanny for that.
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