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sasguru replied

3 March 2010, 11:06
I think this thread should be deleted - it may give AtW ideas.
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OwlHoot replied

3 March 2010, 09:51
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Even god logs into CUK Churchill. He's reading your every comment!

and God can even see who is reading anonymously (AtW, take heed).
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Churchill replied

3 March 2010, 09:22
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

What I don't get it how bored you have to be to choke yourself, stick an orange in your mouth and have a thomas.

I mean, is it, after you've posted 15000 times on a word game on a bulletin board you think. Yeah done that, bored now, I'm off down to Burtons for a tie and Sainsbury's to the fruit and veg stand!?!

Why not have a go, report back or not...
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Pondlife replied

3 March 2010, 09:10
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

What I don't get it how bored you have to be to choke yourself, stick an orange in your mouth and have a thomas.

I mean, is it, after you've posted 15000 times on a word game on a bulletin board you think. Yeah done that, bored now, I'm off down to Burtons for a tie and Sainsbury's to the fruit and veg stand!?!

Maybe he completed farmville and had nothing interesting to put as a status update.

HTH
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MarillionFan replied

3 March 2010, 09:07
What I don't get it how bored you have to be to choke yourself, stick an orange in your mouth and have a thomas.

I mean, is it, after you've posted 15000 times on a word game on a bulletin board you think. Yeah done that, bored now, I'm off down to Burtons for a tie and Sainsbury's to the fruit and veg stand!?!
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Scary replied

3 March 2010, 09:04
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not really, how can the dead be embarrassed?

I'm sure Hutchence is dead embarrassed.
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Menelaus replied

3 March 2010, 09:00
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Even the 100% man-made sky pixie logs into CUK Churchill. He's reading your every comment!

FTFY.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

3 March 2010, 08:59
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Have you ever tried? Come on you can tell us.

Or is it only for the likes of the famous and Sasguru?

OK, I want to put on record right now that I have never done this, ever, honest.
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MarillionFan replied

3 March 2010, 08:58
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Not really, how can the dead be embarrassed?

Even god logs into CUK Churchill. He's reading your every comment!
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Pondlife replied

3 March 2010, 08:58
FFS, has no one though of the impact on house prices in the area?
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Churchill replied

3 March 2010, 08:57
Originally posted by Scary View Post

Ah, the Hutchence or the Elvis. I'd say the Elvis is less embarrassing.

Not really, how can the dead be embarrassed?
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Menelaus replied

3 March 2010, 08:52
Originally posted by TiroFijo View Post

Shouldn't Kristian Digby be up for a Darwin award?

Shouldn't we wait for the outcome of the autopsy for this?
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Scary replied

3 March 2010, 08:51
Originally posted by zeitghost

As opposed to popping your clogs whilst straining a bit too hard on the bog?

Ah, the Hutchence or the Elvis. I'd say the Elvis is less embarrassing.
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BoredBloke replied

3 March 2010, 08:34
That has got to be one of the most embarrasing ways to go...popping your cork while cracking one off!
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TiroFijo replied

3 March 2010, 08:08
Shouldn't Kristian Digby be up for a Darwin award?
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