Originally posted by cojak
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Originally posted by threadedMy house is very old, built in 1600. It has a straw roof. It has been snowing.
I've also got lots and lots of wood I've been chopping up all year for the winter.
I thought, 'If I burn lots of that wood, and get my house warm enough, will it show up as a set of white pixels on google maps?'
Yippe! This room is now at 30 C. Whew, that's warm.
I can see through the windows from the drips off the roof that the snow is melting up top, lovely big icicles are forming. I would go out and look, but it's bloody freezing out there (well apart from my roof).
threaded get a life
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One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"Originally posted by threadedMy house is very old, built in 1600. It has a straw roof. It has been snowing.
I've also got lots and lots of wood I've been chopping up all year for the winter.
I thought, 'If I burn lots of that wood, and get my house warm enough, will it show up as a set of white pixels on google maps?'
Yippe! This room is now at 30 C. Whew, that's warm.
I can see through the windows from the drips off the roof that the snow is melting up top, lovely big icicles are forming. I would go out and look, but it's bloody freezing out there (well apart from my roof).
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig.
But of course the wolf did blow the house in and ate the first little pig.
Big Bad Wolf.
PS Going whee whee whee all the way home yet ?
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Only 'coz you're old!Originally posted by cojakWe've just had the walls insulated. The best £100 of anyone's money, I reckon (you can get grants for anything these day...
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We've just had the walls insulated. The best £100 of anyone's money, I reckon (you can get grants for anything these day...
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I think it's called "winter", Santa. Surely you of all people should be able to take a bit of chilly weather?
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What with the cold weather, it feels like I've burnt more gas than the Buncefield oil depot this Christmas.
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Originally posted by FungusWait a while and one of the locals'll do it for him. "You not be from these parts stranger?"
Fungus
Squeal like a piggie!
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Wait a while and one of the locals'll do it for him. "You not be from these parts stranger?"Originally posted by OwlHootIn the spirit of scientific enquiry you could try setting the roof on fire.
As you may have problems using your PC for a while, be sure to post the coordinates of your house here first and we'll let you know if any white pixels show up.
Fungus
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In the spirit of scientific enquiry you could try setting the roof on fire.Originally posted by threadedMy house is very old, built in 1600. It has a straw roof. It has been snowing.
I've also got lots and lots of wood I've been chopping up all year for the winter.
I thought, 'If I burn lots of that wood, and get my house warm enough, will it show up as a set of white pixels on google maps?'
As you may have problems using your PC for a while, be sure to post the coordinates of your house here first and we'll let you know if any white pixels show up.
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Doing my bit for global warming
My house is very old, built in 1600. It has a straw roof. It has been snowing.
I've also got lots and lots of wood I've been chopping up all year for the winter.
I thought, 'If I burn lots of that wood, and get my house warm enough, will it show up as a set of white pixels on google maps?'
Yippe! This room is now at 30 C. Whew, that's warm.
I can see through the windows from the drips off the roof that the snow is melting up top, lovely big icicles are forming. I would go out and look, but it's bloody freezing out there (well apart from my roof).
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