Reply to: Think I may be banned from my health club!

[MPwannadecentincome]

You can also approach the parking charge issue with a little more tact and diplomacy than Mr Wilmslow, perhaps by saying 'good evening, I seem to be having problems with the parking machine, could you help please?'

WHS - after all they would have known they gave you the ticket only a few minutes before.

Alternatively, go to court and get the CCTV evidence to prove you were right

[Drewster]

You're sounding a trifle maudling mate. Are you ok out there?

Yeah fine....... at least I thought I was fine....... until you asked

Thanks for asking..... its "Saturday" here so its been a long day...... ie No work....

[Drewster wonders if he has got time to edit his post in The Dogs Birthday thread before Churchy read it..... Oh Tulip!]

[Churchill]

FFS is right... Do try to keep up.

The entity "Wilmslow" is fictional
The fictional "Wilmslow" is a Permie (he isn't because he isn't real)
Wilmslow is a Sockpuppet given a "Real World" persona ie away from CUK
and his PuppetMaster (or Mistress) maintains his persona as the most boring twot in the world by "making" him post periodically on CUK.

Hats of to the PuppetMaster for maintaining this persona fairly consistently.... I think it takes a fair bit of thought to maintain the charade quite so well.....

Most of the other Sockpuppets are not nearly so "good"..... except Sockpuppet - who maintains that he is real....
SAS who lets slip occasionally by posting something that isn't total Bulltulip.... only rarely mind.
CyberTwunt I always thought was a Sockie but........

You're sounding a trifle maudling mate. Are you ok out there?

[Drewster]

Was it worth all that hassle for just 80p ? You are a contractor FFS.

FFS is right... Do try to keep up.

The entity "Wilmslow" is fictional
The fictional "Wilmslow" is a Permie (he isn't because he isn't real)
Wilmslow is a Sockpuppet given a "Real World" persona ie away from CUK
and his PuppetMaster (or Mistress) maintains his persona as the most boring twot in the world by "making" him post periodically on CUK.

Hats of to the PuppetMaster for maintaining this persona fairly consistently.... I think it takes a fair bit of thought to maintain the charade quite so well.....

Most of the other Sockpuppets are not nearly so "good"..... except Sockpuppet - who maintains that he is real....
SAS who lets slip occasionally by posting something that isn't total Bulltulip.... only rarely mind.
CyberTwunt I always thought was a Sockie but........

[fullyautomatix]

Duty manager came over, gave the ‘don’t you dare tell me to shut up’ and getting more shouty not helping things, refusing to give me a fresh card to exit the car park with, demanding I pay 80p despite only having a credit card which they refused as amount too low.

Was it worth all that hassle for just 80p ? You are a contractor FFS.

[TimberWolf]

Some girl once tried to glass me in a bar and i nutted her spark out. Not my proudest moment but was probably appropriate given the situation. Luckily bouncers witnessed her going looney and trying to carve my face up and whilst not being overly happy with my response I escaped a pouncing-on.

I think if worst come to worst I would grab her by the hand and twist her wrist enough to bend her over.

[fullyautomatix]

He's not real, a real person would NEVER have cause to use the following sentence as an opener in any form of discussion no matter what the subject:

"This branch has a car park barrier and you validate the ticket"

The incident appears pretty real to me. If it was made up then Wilmslow is pretty darn good at story writing.

[Durbs]

Yeah, it's a bit of a nightmare situation to be attacked by a women. There's not much you can do about it

Some girl once tried to glass me in a bar and i nutted her spark out. Not my proudest moment but was probably appropriate given the situation. Luckily bouncers witnessed her going looney and trying to carve my face up and whilst not being overly happy with my response I escaped a pouncing-on.

[Tingles]

Someone should write these stories in a cartoon strip in a newspaper or magazine.

I'm sure there's a market.


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[Mich the Tester]

Yeah, it's a bit of a nightmare situation to be attacked by a women. There's not much you can do about it except beat a hasty retreat.

You can also approach the parking charge issue with a little more tact and diplomacy than Mr Wilmslow, perhaps by saying 'good evening, I seem to be having problems with the parking machine, could you help please?'

[TimberWolf]

Oh they are the worst!!! I show the lady bouncers much for respect than the male ones, not that I am often seen gobbing off to some 6ft baboon on a pub door but if i did it wouldn't to be one of the fairer sex thats for sure!!!

Yeah, it's a bit of a nightmare situation to be attacked by a women. There's not much you can do about it except beat a hasty retreat.

[northernladuk]

5'1" female

I remember in my youth seeing a guy give lip to a female bouncer who would then punched him before setting the male bouncers on him.

Oh they are the worst!!! I show the lady bouncers much for respect than the male ones, not that I am often seen gobbing off to some 6ft baboon on a pub door but if i did it wouldn't to be one of the fairer sex thats for sure!!!

[SueEllen]

RIP Mr Wilmslow. Died after picking fight over 1 pound parking charge with 6'7" 19 stone martial arts expert who runs a fitness club.

5'1" female

I remember in my youth seeing a guy give lip to a female bouncer who would then punched him before setting the male bouncers on him.

[Durbs]

Someone really needs to take out a hit on this guy.

He's not real, a real person would NEVER have cause to use the following sentence as an opener in any form of discussion no matter what the subject:

"This branch has a car park barrier and you validate the ticket"

[DodgyAgent]

RIP Mr Wilmslow. Died after picking fight with Churchill on drugs.

FTFY