Septics: Most attractive people in the world

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NickFitz replied

18 February 2010, 19:00
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

One of my clients sent me this piece also from the Telegraph Warning - picture is not lunch safe.

You're right, it's hideous

What on earth made them think people want to see Toby Young's mug at the top of the page?
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HairyArsedBloke replied

18 February 2010, 17:52
Originally posted by Toolpusher

This website gives you a good representation of the population in middle-America.

I think I spotted ex-mrs HAB in there somewhere. The good thing about septics is that they make me look slim.
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cojak replied

18 February 2010, 17:27
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

that link is full of nasty pop ups

Ah, sorry about that - I've got NoScript on...
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Platypus replied

18 February 2010, 17:17
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Reading Toby Young's article I would put <link removed> higher.

My AVAST! virus scanner tells me you are infected

Well, the link is, anyway

If true, might be an idea to remove it (admin?)
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Spacecadet replied

18 February 2010, 17:14
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Reading Toby Young's article I would put Somalia higher.

The commentator's are just a bunch of ignorant Yahoos...

that link is full of nasty pop ups
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Paddy replied

18 February 2010, 17:07
Miss World By Number of Wins

India 5 1966, 1994, 1997, 1999, 2000
Venezuela 1955, 1981, 1984, 1991, 1995
United Kingdom 4 1961, 1964, 1965, 1983
Iceland 3 1985, 1988, 2005
Jamaica 1963, 1976, 1993
Sweden 1951, 1952, 1977
Russia 2 1992, 2008
Peru 1967, 2004
United States 1973, 1990
Austria 1969, 1987
Argentina 1960, 1978
South Africa 1958, 1974
Australia 1968, 1972
Netherlands 1959, 1962
Gibraltar 1 2009
China 2007
Czech Republic 2006
Ireland 2003
Turkey 2002
Nigeria 2001
Israel 1998
Greece 1996
Poland 1989
Trinidad & Tobago 1986
Dominican Republic 1982
Guam 1980
Bermuda 1979
Puerto Rico 1975
Brazil 1971
Grenada 1970
Finland 1957
Germany 1956
Egypt 1954
France 1953
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scooterscot replied

18 February 2010, 17:05
Apparently my Mac is infected with windows viruses
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Halo Jones replied

18 February 2010, 17:03
You will never get a reliable poll when the subject matter is so subjective one man’s dogs dinner is another man’s size 0 super model
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cojak replied

18 February 2010, 17:01
Reading Toby Young's article I would put Somalia higher.

The commentator's are just a bunch of ignorant Yahoos...

Last edited by cojak; 18 February 2010, 17:28. Reason: Link removed - sorry about that...
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Xenophon replied

18 February 2010, 16:49
..and the list is as follows:

Top 20 'best looking nations'

1. America

2. Brazil

3. Spain

4. Australia

5. Italy

6. Sweden

7. England

8. India

9. France

10. Canada

11. Mexico

12. Portugal

13. Wales

14. Russia

15. Japan

16. Ireland

17. Argentina

18. Netherlands

19. Scotland

20. Germany
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HairyArsedBloke started a topic Septics: Most attractive people in the world

18 February 2010, 16:46
Septics: Most attractive people in the world

Yeah, like frak. (Telegraph)

One of my clients sent me this piece also from the Telegraph Warning - picture is not lunch safe.

I suspect that the vast majority of the respondents have never set foot outside New York or Los Angeles. The moment you travel in the “flyover states” you encounter a race of Ork-like creatures with low foreheads, hairy hands and torsos that look as if they’ve been pumped full of custard.

My client remembered me banging on about 'lard-arse septic cruise ship passengers' when I was based abroad. The picture in the second post is very representative of them.

He also says that there is a guy in their office that looks a lot like that too.
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