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JustMe replied

17 February 2010, 14:37
Das ist voll super mega pups geil !!
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Paddy replied

17 February 2010, 13:56
Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post

Or as someone I knew said on driving in Germany for the first time, that Ausfahrt must be some size of place, that's the sixth exit for it.

...and he refused to drive to Einbahnstrasse.
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Tarquin Farquhar replied

17 February 2010, 13:36
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I have been in the car for hours. Now I feel the need to ausfahrt.

Or as someone I knew said on driving in Germany for the first time, that Ausfahrt must be some size of place, that's the sixth exit for it.
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sasguru replied

17 February 2010, 13:36
Originally posted by doodab View Post

was ist ein Shnorbat?

Ist vat hitler hassen on his lippen. Innit?
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Paddy replied

17 February 2010, 13:33
I have been in the car for hours. Now I feel the need to ausfahrt.
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Francko replied

17 February 2010, 13:26
Originally posted by JustMe View Post

Du bist ein Arschficker und einen Wickser. Und und ein Spiesser mit einem Snurbart.

Du bisch ein Aschfich'e' und n' wichse'e'... un' un' ei' spiesse' meet en' schnu'.. aaaaääääaäääa uuuüüü gääää... Adiö
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doodab replied

17 February 2010, 12:43
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Du bist eine Arschficker unt eine Wichser

was ist ein Shnorbat?
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sasguru replied

17 February 2010, 12:37
Originally posted by JustMe View Post

Du bist ein Arschficker und einen Wickser. Und und ein Spiesser mit einem Snurbart.

Ok thanks.
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JustMe replied

17 February 2010, 12:37
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Du bist eine arschficker unt eine wickser. Unt unt eine spiesser mit einem shnorbat.

Du bist ein Arschficker und einen Wickser. Und und ein Spiesser mit einem Snurbart.
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Churchill replied

17 February 2010, 12:34
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Du bist eine arschficker unt eine wickser. Unt unt eine spiesser mit einem shnorbat.

I'll bet you've heard that one a few times!
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sasguru replied

17 February 2010, 12:32
Du bist eine arschficker unt eine wickser. Unt unt eine spiesser mit einem shnorbat.
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VectraMan replied

17 February 2010, 11:04
Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.
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Paddy replied

17 February 2010, 10:54
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Ich bin ein Berliner.

You doughnut
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lightng replied

17 February 2010, 10:53
Leider habe ich mein Beutelmaus verloren.
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NotAllThere replied

17 February 2010, 10:48
Ich bin ein Berliner.
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