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Du bisch ein Aschfich'e' und n' wichse'e'... un' un' ei' spiesse' meet en' schnu'.. aaaaääääaäääa uuuüüü gääää... AdiöOriginally posted by JustMe View PostDu bist ein Arschficker und einen Wickser. Und und ein Spiesser mit einem Snurbart.
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I have been in the car for hours. Now I feel the need to ausfahrt."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Ist vat hitler hassen on his lippen. Innit?Originally posted by doodab View Post
was ist ein Shnorbat?Hard Brexit now!
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Or as someone I knew said on driving in Germany for the first time, that Ausfahrt must be some size of place, that's the sixth exit for it.Originally posted by Paddy View PostI have been in the car for hours. Now I feel the need to ausfahrt.Step outside posh boyComment
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...and he refused to drive to Einbahnstrasse.Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View PostOr as someone I knew said on driving in Germany for the first time, that Ausfahrt must be some size of place, that's the sixth exit for it."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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