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Previously on "Britain's sexiest female farmer crowned"

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Halcyon View Post
    Marks out of two?
    I'd give her one.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    NFS!!!
    Someone you know AtW? Is it Miss Potato 1990 from your home village in Russia?

    Anyway, it's far better looking than ex-mrs HAB

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Pic here (SFW).

    Miss Simpson, 25, beat hundreds of rivals to be crowned the most attractive female farmer in the country.

    Miss Simpson, of Hutton Rudby, Yorkshire, spends her working life on Windy Hill Farm training sheep dogs, driving tractors and encouraging animals to mate.
    More: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...r-crowned.html

    Lead by example I always say!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    tercia rima

    It's Valentines with the girl haymakers
    But AtW isnt getting many takers
    Lets join the farm and SKA
    Together we'll go far
    But she hoofed him and said 'have two acres'




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  • worzelGummidge
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    Lets all do the time warp dance...

    With the Labour party in power, a financial crisis, unemployment and Miss world/farmer competitions it seems so.

    All we need now is Bruce Forsyth to start a new series of the Generation game and the time warp jump will be complete.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Pic here (SFW).

    Miss Simpson, 25, beat hundreds of rivals to be crowned the most attractive female farmer in the country.

    Miss Simpson, of Hutton Rudby, Yorkshire, spends her working life on Windy Hill Farm training sheep dogs, driving tractors and encouraging animals to mate.

    More: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...r-crowned.html

    So, a competition based purely on looks - have I fallen through that wormhole back into the 70's again?

    <wanders off to fix the flux capacitor>

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    NFS!!!

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It's nice to see a 'model' who actually has a nice face, and doesn't just look cross all the time.
    Indeed...

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  • d000hg
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    It's nice to see a 'model' who actually has a nice face, and doesn't just look cross all the time.

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  • SuperZ
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Bzzz. Repetition of same joke.

    Was she outstanding in her field?
    Think so. Having seen the full body pic I think finding her was like finding a needle in a hay stack.
    She'll make money out of this until the cows come home.
    Hopefully she doesn't get carried away by fame and pig out

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    What happened to number 6?
    Good question. It is not even in the directory: http://www.miss-england.co.uk/images/model/

    Yep, you can download the whole lot at once from there.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    What happened to number 6?
    It's not safe for work...

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    We can do rather better than that for our full-frontal-gagging friend.

    Here's her Miss Newcastle 2007 photos.
    What happened to number 6?

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  • RichardCranium
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    We can do rather better than that for our full-frontal-gagging friend.

    Here's her Miss Newcastle 2007 photos.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by SuperZ View Post
    Looks alright, wouldn't mind seeing a full body picture though to see if she has any weirdness like muscular thunder thighs

    Milk me udder me dear.

    Nice eyes anyway

    Apparently runner up was okay too, and I preferred the udder one

    Bzzz. Repetition of same joke.

    Was she outstanding in her field?

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