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Drewster replied

11 February 2010, 19:37
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Hoisted by my own dog lead!
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SizeZero replied

11 February 2010, 19:30
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Errr......those aren't peanuts in his pocket.

In his pocket? He had them in his hands
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Churchill replied

11 February 2010, 17:18
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

I note you don't actually deny it was you who shagged her poodle....

Hoisted by my own dog lead!
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Drewster replied

11 February 2010, 16:59
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Errr it wasn't me who shagged your poodle to death.

I note you don't actually deny it was you who shagged her poodle....
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Churchill replied

11 February 2010, 11:07
Originally posted by cojak View Post

And make sure all of your pets are still around...

Errr it wasn't me who shagged your poodle to death.
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cojak replied

11 February 2010, 11:05
Originally posted by SizeZero View Post

Welcome to 2010 Milan - I'm glad you had fun at my newcomer party but it was over two years ago now so please... get out of my house!

and no... you can leave whatever alcohol you've got under your jacket. Yes, you can keep the peanuts.

And make sure all of your pets are still around...
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Xenophon replied

11 February 2010, 10:59
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

he he someone showed me it a few months ago

takes a bit of getting used to still having the odd problem with it but getting there

Milan.
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milanbenes replied

11 February 2010, 10:57
he he someone showed me it a few months ago

takes a bit of getting used to still having the odd problem with it but getting there

Milan.
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DiscoStu replied

11 February 2010, 10:56
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

I guess in the absence of an answer that must be a no

Milan.

I don't believe it. You used the quote button. You're an imposter.
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milanbenes replied

11 February 2010, 10:45
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

you've been here two years,

are you still SizeZero ?

Milan.

I guess in the absence of an answer that must be a no

Milan.
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milanbenes replied

11 February 2010, 10:28
what's with all the confusion ?

Milan.
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chef replied

11 February 2010, 10:04
err WTF Milan?

better get some coffee and don't go anywhere near a vehicle or anything sharp for a while..
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northernladuk replied

11 February 2010, 09:59
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

Did you borrow threaded's timemachine

Or take Wilmslow's stupid pills
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sasguru replied

11 February 2010, 09:52
Poor milan - never the sharpest tool in the box
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Andy2 replied

11 February 2010, 09:48
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

you've been here two years,

are you still SizeZero ?

Milan.

Did you borrow threaded's timemachine
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