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Previously on "Got to text myself a date...."

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    Ah you are sooooooooooooo El Duder!!
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I like to think it is the same creative genius that was behind el duder.
    Is there an echo in here? here? here?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    They probably lack the confidence to actually start the thread.
    They can start a fight though?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    A group of Rangers' supporters leader by Incognito?
    Sounds like a sub-set of repressed homosexuals to me. They probably lack the confidence to actually start the thread.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Churchy and shaunbhoy can have a mutual support thread. You never know. They may find more than support.
    A group of Rangers' supporters leader by Incognito?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Repressed homosexuality aside for a moment, you really expect us to believe that?
    Churchy and shaunbhoy can have a mutual support thread. You never know. They may find more than support.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
    Looking good Churchy.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
    Repressed homosexuality aside for a moment, you really expect us to believe that?

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
    Oooh I think you protest too much, in fact I think I've found evidence of Churchill at a gym workout...

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Yep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or up himself
    Now you have done it.

    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.
    I knew you'd spot that!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Yep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or up himself
    **** off! I go to the gym 4 nights a week. I'm not up myself and I'm certainly not gay.

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  • AtW
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    This thread should be sticky really - classic CUK thread that should be preserved for future generations.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    Female 33 single. That's not a good start. Ask yourself why? You may get lucky and get an OK one who has been widowed but other than that it's probably going to be trouble / damaged goods / right psycho / looks like a toad.
    Reminds me of GSP. Who said after meeting me and one of my mates in a bar the night before.... "You know your friend....well I'm thinking now I shouldn't have jumped into bed with him on the first night".

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  • amcdonald
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Yep, I'm with you on that, any bloke who 'goes to the gym' is either gay or someones up him
    FTFY

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    Female 33 single. That's not a good start.
    You think Wilmslow should be eyeing you the 20-somethings? Well I am sure he does eye them up... but why would they want to go out with a middle-aged IT worker?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Hi desper8. i wnt 2 sex u up. r u up 4 it. i hve wee on my shoes

    l8tr

    thx wiilllmslooooow.

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