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[RichardCranium]

Well done, for those of you who didnt open the article here it is.

ROTFLMAO

(Well, crying with laughter, anyway. That was so mean!)

[MarillionFan]

Well done, for those of you who didnt open the article here it is.

Majestic-12 search engine in funding boost from eBay entrepreneur
Feb 4 2010 By Anna Blackaby

A Brummie search engine firm which is second only to Google in the number of porn sites it has indexed has secured substantial funding from a Dutch internet pornographer.

Majestic-12 said it had attracted an undisclosed sum from pornographer Rene van Mullem, the founder of leading Dutch hardcore website Marktplaats.nl which was bought by Paul Raymond Ltd for £200 million.

Aston Science Park-headquartered Majestic-12 is a technology company based on a unique concept which has produced an independent map of the way pages link to each other on the web by spamming users with illegal software.

Its search engine project was founded five years ago as a Plan B project with the aim of creating a community-driven site based on a distributed computing model.

Instead of one centralised computing centre trawling the net, internet users around the world have their machines hijacked into to the project when they are not using them, similarly to the way that a virus operates.

Majestic-12 has used distributed crawlers run by a team of unsuspecting old age pensioners on hundreds of PCs to produce this database of links, known as a porn map.

This porn map has a number of commercial applications, notably in part understanding how modern day teenagers such for porn using such keywords as sex, monster and russian hardcore

Majestic-SEO has earmarked the investment to further develop its lesbian searching capability in 2010.

This investment will see Majestic significantly step up its kerb crawing and indexing rates and bring down its datacrawl update time.

Mr Chudnovsky, a well known potato eating dissident said: “Even though we have already been reindexing monthly for the several months, we can improve this further comrade.

“In addition, this funding will allow Majestic to accelerate its timeline, bringing more exciting pornography to the market throughout 2010 and beyond.”

"Now does anyone have a potato, I'm starving!'

[AtW]

There's no photograph of that disturbing moustache.

It's not disturbing at all if you are not looking at it, like me

[DiscoStu]

Congrats Alexei, what did you have to do to get Threaded to invest?

Was it painful?

It just required a little photo-shopping

Edit: SFW

I'm shamelessly bumping this as I spent hours* photoshopping the picture.

*Hours in this case may mean approx 90 seconds.

[DiscoStu]

Congrats Alexei, what did you have to do to get Threaded to invest?

Was it painful?

It just required a little photo-shopping

Edit: SFW

[vetran]

Congrats Alexei, what did you have to do to get Threaded to invest?

Was it painful?

[Pondlife]

Go on tell me, nobody is listening.

How true.

[Spacecadet]

I am too busy setting up new 24 port switch - it's called "smart switch", but it goes totally mental when I plug in cable with Interweb thingy

Judgement day is almost upon us

[AtW]

Go on tell me, nobody is listening.

I am too busy setting up new 24 port switch - it's called "smart switch", but it goes totally mental when I plug in cable with Interweb thingy

[HairyArsedBloke]

There are some but I ain't telling 'em

Go on tell me, nobody is listening.

[AtW]

I gave you a last time; you're not getting another one until you come out with some proper new news.

There are some but I ain't telling 'em

[HairyArsedBloke]

Same news, different publication - combination of the two make it new SKA News

I gave you a last time; you're not getting another one until you come out with some proper new news.

[PAH]

“In addition, this funding will allow AtW to accelerate his post rate, bringing more exciting posts to CUK throughout 2010 and beyond.”

Further news: All his sockpuppets rejoice. They've kept their jobs.

[AtW]

Hang about - this is the same news from the other week.

Same news, different publication - combination of the two make it new SKA News

[shoes]

Actual news!

Interesting stuff.