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hyperD replied

20 January 2010, 21:04
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?

Open an overpriced restaurant and call the dish:

"Pan fried fillet of John Dory, Charlotte potatoes, mussels and rainbow chard in a crab brodo with bottarga di muggine"

and charge £25 for the privilege?
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gingerjedi replied

20 January 2010, 13:26
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Start it cooking, and forget about it, thus causing an impromptu fire drill, fire engines and all, when the building begins filling with smoke.

(as some careless mong did at my previous client site)

A contractor at an old client site did that, he put a sausage roll in a paper cup and cooked it on 900w for 10 minutes. I was amazed at how something so small could produce so much smoke, there must have been over 1,000 people stood in car park asking what had happened?
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BlackenedBiker replied

20 January 2010, 13:08
Originally posted by chef View Post

Does Mrs BB have a bit of a crush on him?

bit jealous?

<Chef in "wind up" mode>

Lol, could anyone love that face?? It looks like it has been set fire to and put out with a mash hammer.

Chefs report reads: Must do better. Shows potential
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chef replied

20 January 2010, 13:07
Does Mrs BB have a bit of a crush on him?

bit jealous?

<Chef in "wind up" mode>
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BlackenedBiker replied

20 January 2010, 13:03
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

What about the potato?

would anyone want it after reclaiming it from the wreckage of Jamie "fat tongue" Oliver.......
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BlackenedBiker replied

20 January 2010, 13:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

What would Nigella do with a curiously shaped vegetable?

She would shove a microwave up his arse, I told you
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mudskipper replied

20 January 2010, 13:00
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post

Shove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.

Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)

Hate that guy

What about the potato?
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Churchill replied

20 January 2010, 12:59
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post

Shove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.

Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)

Hate that guy

What would Nigella do with a curiously shaped vegetable?
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BlackenedBiker replied

20 January 2010, 12:56
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?

Shove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.

Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)

Hate that guy
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OwlHoot replied

20 January 2010, 12:52
Start it cooking, and forget about it, thus causing an impromptu fire drill, fire engines and all, when the building begins filling with smoke.

(as some careless mong did at my previous client site)
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cojak replied

20 January 2010, 12:49
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?

Do you know - I was just wondering what to have - excellent KP! I think that there might be some coleslaw in the fridge too...

<toddles off to investigate...>
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mudskipper started a topic Lunchtime!

20 January 2010, 12:47
Lunchtime!

Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?
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