Now what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?
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Do you know - I was just wondering what to have - excellent KP! I think that there might be some coleslaw in the fridge too...Originally posted by k2p2 View PostNow what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?
<toddles off to investigate...>"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank... -
Start it cooking, and forget about it, thus causing an impromptu fire drill, fire engines and all, when the building begins filling with smoke.
(as some careless mong did at my previous client site)
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Shove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostNow what would Jamie Oliver do with a potato and a microwave...?
Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)
Hate that guyFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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What would Nigella do with a curiously shaped vegetable?Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostShove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.
Fat tongued Mockney, loser (with a touch of downs)
Hate that guy
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What about the potato?Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostShove the Microwave up his arse and leave it there until it went bing if I have my way.
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She would shove a microwave up his arse, I told youOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWhat would Nigella do with a curiously shaped vegetable?
Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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would anyone want it after reclaiming it from the wreckage of Jamie "fat tongue" Oliver.......Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWhat about the potato?Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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Does Mrs BB have a bit of a crush on him?
bit jealous?
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Lol, could anyone love that face?? It looks like it has been set fire to and put out with a mash hammer.Originally posted by chef View PostDoes Mrs BB have a bit of a crush on him?
bit jealous?
<Chef in "wind up" mode>
Chefs report reads: Must do better. Shows potentialFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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