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RichardCranium replied

16 January 2010, 20:20
Originally posted by zeitghost

Gis the gory details about your mate then.

Not that gory. Just that she had what looked like some funny scars on the palm of her hand which felt hard when you pressed them. When she bent her fingers backwards, thereby stretching the skin, you could see it was 3 pieces of broken glass under the skin.
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BrilloPad replied

16 January 2010, 20:19
Reading that made me pleased I have kids and so rarely visit pubs anymore.
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RichardCranium replied

16 January 2010, 20:17
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

What's an FMB bar?

This search should help.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 January 2010, 15:40
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Clearly I'm missing vital and important facts by not reading TPD.

I'm guessing it's a ladies footwear thing. All Google finds is lots of posts by NickFitz about his FMB bar.

keep yer gob shut, yer head down, yer gumshield in and yer tin hat on. (paint it blue and write UN on it just to safe)
and pretend you know whats going on

thats what I do
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NickFitz replied

16 January 2010, 15:29
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

All Google finds is lots of posts by NickFitz about his FMB bar.

Really? All I get is the Federation of Master Builders
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cojak replied

16 January 2010, 15:27
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

oh yeah, well everyones knows that
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VectraMan replied

16 January 2010, 15:26
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

It's explained in TPD - I'm sure you'll find it. To help you along, it was sometime around late summer 2007.

Clearly I'm missing vital and important facts by not reading TPD.

I'm guessing it's a ladies footwear thing. All Google finds is lots of posts by NickFitz about his FMB bar.
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EternalOptimist replied

16 January 2010, 15:23
oh yeah, well everyones knows that
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cojak replied

16 January 2010, 15:19
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

cojak, what is an FMB bar ?

'Flip' Me Boots, EO..., that's the type who frequent those types of bars
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EternalOptimist replied

16 January 2010, 15:04
Originally posted by cojak View Post

He may not have heard the term FMB in the same breath as an establishment for the consumption of alcoholic beverages..

cojak, what is an FMB bar ?
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cojak replied

16 January 2010, 15:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I cant believe you dont know what an FMB bar is

flipping heck

He may not have heard the term FMB in the same breath as an establishment for the consumption of alcoholic beverages..
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EternalOptimist replied

16 January 2010, 14:13
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

What's an FMB bar?

I cant believe you dont know what an FMB bar is

flipping heck
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NickFitz replied

16 January 2010, 14:04
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

What's an FMB bar?

It's explained in TPD - I'm sure you'll find it. To help you along, it was sometime around late summer 2007.
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Platypus replied

16 January 2010, 13:51
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

This is why I only go to pubs where I feel sure I can sit in the corner by myself and nobody will talk to me.

Don't worry - you weren't in any danger of that happening
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VectraMan replied

16 January 2010, 12:06
What's an FMB bar?

This is why I only go to pubs where I feel sure I can sit in the corner by myself and nobody will talk to me.
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