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Churchill replied

11 January 2010, 12:49
Originally posted by cojak View Post

And you'll note that you rarely see her from the rear.

She's a bit of a BWR (beeps when reversing...)

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I find Nigella MASSIVELY annoying.

"Mmm (contrived suggestive grin) so let's add some lard to that, oh what the heck, let's add some more. A tablespoon of butter, a knob of goosefat, and voila. Yadda, yadda. Mmm, delish, watch me deep throat this spoon. Simply serve with a side of angioplasty."
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MaryPoppins replied

11 January 2010, 12:09
Originally posted by cojak View Post

And you'll note that you rarely see her from the rear.

She's a bit of a BWR (beeps when reversing...)

She would be with those hips, but I think she does have a nice shape, what an amazing waist!

Am giggling at BWR though.

I used to know a girl with a very, very unfortunate case of BWR. She was around a size 10-12 on top, but her lower half was around a size 20, and that's no exaggeration. It was staggering to behold.
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cojak replied

11 January 2010, 12:03
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I find Nigella MASSIVELY annoying.

"Mmm (contrived suggestive grin) so let's add some lard to that, oh what the heck, let's add some more. A tablespoon of butter, a knob of goosefat, and voila. Yadda, yadda. Mmm, delish, watch me deep throat this spoon. Simply serve with a side of angioplasty."

And you'll note that you rarely see her from the rear.

She's a bit of a BWR (beeps when reversing...)
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MaryPoppins replied

11 January 2010, 11:56
I find Nigella MASSIVELY annoying.

"Mmm (contrived suggestive grin) so let's add some lard to that, oh what the heck, let's add some more. A tablespoon of butter, a knob of goosefat, and voila. Yadda, yadda. Mmm, delish, watch me deep throat this spoon. Simply serve with a side of angioplasty."
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cojak replied

11 January 2010, 11:51
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Perhaps I should have read the thread title properly, "Cooking TV recipes " as I was referring to books

I can't watch anyone cooking on the TV.

It doesn't matter OC, most people watch the shows/buy the books without trying a single recipe...

I think all of us 'giving it a go' are in the minority.

(and Mr C is now up, eating porridge.. ).
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norrahe replied

11 January 2010, 11:36
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Pondlife replied

11 January 2010, 10:55
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Nigella is cookery porn!

I don't give a damn about what she cooks, it's the way she cooks it...

Oh Yessss.
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hyperD replied

11 January 2010, 10:46
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Nigella is cookery porn!

I don't give a damn about what she cooks, it's the way she cooks it...

Indeed!

Sound NSFW (headphones on) Video SFW
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Churchill replied

11 January 2010, 08:22
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

The majority of Delia's are tested but not a lot of Nigella's are, so there have been a lot of reports of it all going a bit Pete Tong.

Though I like the fact that Nigella is not exactly a stick insect and actually likes her food.

Delia just reminds me too much of my old home economics teacher from school

Nigella is cookery porn!

I don't give a damn about what she cooks, it's the way she cooks it...
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oracleslave replied

11 January 2010, 07:36
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I still find her cookery programmes annoying.

She only got the gig as her mum in law is Darina Allen (of Ballmaloe Cookery school fame).

Perhaps I should have read the thread title properly, "Cooking TV recipes " as I was referring to books

I can't watch anyone cooking on the TV.
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norrahe replied

10 January 2010, 21:01
Originally posted by Boudica View Post

Thanks for that, I've added it to my wish list!

I'm not a great cook and some recipes seem like they are not tested at all - Delia and Nigella!!! Or it's just me and my poor skills!

The majority of Delia's are tested but not a lot of Nigella's are, so there have been a lot of reports of it all going a bit Pete Tong.

Though I like the fact that Nigella is not exactly a stick insect and actually likes her food.

Delia just reminds me too much of my old home economics teacher from school
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norrahe replied

10 January 2010, 20:57
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Yeah, she could definitely sell more books with a few tasteful pics in amongst the recipes

I still find her cookery programmes annoying.

She only got the gig as her mum in law is Darina Allen (of Ballmaloe Cookery school fame).
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oracleslave replied

10 January 2010, 20:01
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I'd like to work my way through Rachel Allen, she's gorgeous.

Yeah, she could definitely sell more books with a few tasteful pics in amongst the recipes
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Boudica replied

10 January 2010, 19:46
Thanks for that, I've added it to my wish list!

I'm not a great cook and some recipes seem like they are not tested at all - Delia and Nigella!!! Or it's just me and my poor skills!
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norrahe replied

10 January 2010, 19:35
For those of you who are interested in cookery and want some easy to follow recipes then look no further than this the recipes are tested on average 4 times by each of the classes at the school. (I should know I went there).
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