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shaunbhoy replied

4 January 2010, 17:32
Originally posted by zeitghost

A bird in the hand.

One in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand.............as some of us Army types used to say!
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Paddy replied

4 January 2010, 17:09
Originally posted by Numpty View Post

What's been going on
Now that you have gone

Oh. Sorry.

What for?
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Numpty replied

4 January 2010, 14:19
What's been going on
Now that you have gone

Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post

Could everyone please stop bumping this thread, so that I can get the damned tune out of my head?

Oh. Sorry.
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threaded replied

4 January 2010, 13:35
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I'm back to eating less

I might be tempted by a nice satsuma, however...

Peeled, segmented and dipped in melted chocolate.
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Tarquin Farquhar replied

4 January 2010, 13:33
Tempted by the fruit of another

Could everyone please stop bumping this thread, so that I can get the damned tune out of my head?

Oh bugger.
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singhr replied

4 January 2010, 13:29
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

There is no shame in being bi. Go for it!

indeed and it increases your chances of getting a date on a Saturday night by 50%
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Paddy replied

4 January 2010, 13:01
Originally posted by original PM View Post

oh ffs this is daft!

There is no shame in being bi. Go for it!
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Clippy replied

4 January 2010, 12:43
Tap that ass, as the yoof say.
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Doggy Styles replied

4 January 2010, 12:41
Do it. You're a long time dead.
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Pondlife replied

4 January 2010, 12:11
Never poke another man's fire.
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cojak replied

4 January 2010, 12:03
I'm back to eating less

I might be tempted by a nice satsuma, however...
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EternalOptimist replied

4 January 2010, 11:59
Don't judge a book by its cover either
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OwlHoot replied

4 January 2010, 11:58
Covet not your neighbour's ox, or their maidservant (or manservant presumably)
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EternalOptimist replied

4 January 2010, 11:56
But....
Half a loaf is better than none
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singhr replied

4 January 2010, 11:55
no one misses a slice off a cut loaf
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