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jeez AtW it's supposed to be old soldiers who relive the dreams of past glory. No more Columbian threads pleeez.
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This is an ATW thread!
Please keep the festive cheer to a minimum you two
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Hmmmmmm, Pot Noodle Tree......Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo doubt Churchy. But you can read a map and would be able to survive in jungle terrain.
AtW could not find both cheeks of his backside in the dark, and would in all probability starve to death unless he stumbled across a Pot Noodle tree!!

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No doubt Churchy. But you can read a map and would be able to survive in jungle terrain.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI liked Belize.
AtW could not find both cheeks of his backside in the dark, and would in all probability starve to death unless he stumbled across a Pot Noodle tree!!
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I liked Belize.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo. You'd be blundering off into the jungle without food, fresh water, map, compass, or even the remotest idea where you might be. You said last time.
"Imminent death"
""high-profile hostages, who were seized more than a decade ago""

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No. You'd be blundering off into the jungle without food, fresh water, map, compass, or even the remotest idea where you might be. You said last time.Originally posted by AtW View PostNone, but if I was then, given chance, I'd probably not be waiting for imminent death...
"Imminent death"
""high-profile hostages, who were seized more than a decade ago""
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