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  • BlasterBates
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    Have they got away?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    jeez AtW it's supposed to be old soldiering Idiots who relive the dreams of past glory. No more Columbian threads pleeez.





    FTFY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    jeez AtW it's supposed to be old soldiers who relive the dreams of past glory. No more Columbian threads pleeez.





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  • Diver
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    This is an ATW thread!

    Please keep the festive cheer to a minimum you two

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Oh good afternoon you poisonous, stunted sack of tulip.



    And a merry Christmas to you too.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes he could gnaw at his chip.
    Oh good afternoon you poisonous, stunted sack of tulip.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Churchy...would be able to survive in jungle terrain.
    Yes he could gnaw at his chip.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    No doubt Churchy. But you can read a map and would be able to survive in jungle terrain.
    AtW could not find both cheeks of his backside in the dark, and would in all probability starve to death unless he stumbled across a Pot Noodle tree!!

    Hmmmmmm, Pot Noodle Tree......

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I liked Belize.
    No doubt Churchy. But you can read a map and would be able to survive in jungle terrain.
    AtW could not find both cheeks of his backside in the dark, and would in all probability starve to death unless he stumbled across a Pot Noodle tree!!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    No. You'd be blundering off into the jungle without food, fresh water, map, compass, or even the remotest idea where you might be. You said last time.

    "Imminent death"

    ""high-profile hostages, who were seized more than a decade ago""

    I liked Belize.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    None, but if I was then, given chance, I'd probably not be waiting for imminent death...
    No. You'd be blundering off into the jungle without food, fresh water, map, compass, or even the remotest idea where you might be. You said last time.

    "Imminent death"

    ""high-profile hostages, who were seized more than a decade ago""

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    hostage taking, banking, the economy, war, guns, the legal system etc etc.
    Don't forget divorce.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    you seem to imagine yourself to be an expert on hostage taking.
    hostage taking, banking, the economy, war, guns, the legal system etc etc.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Ye Gods, for someone who hasn't worked out that his wedding tackle does more than stir his tea,

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Just how many times have you been held hostage AtW?
    None, but if I was then, given chance, I'd probably not be waiting for imminent death...

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