Reply to: On staycation now

[NotAllThere]

He may be gone sometime...

We can only hope.

[RichardCranium]

Is this practice for when the 12 tonnes of snow come through the ceilings?


(AKA the "SuitYou Glacier")

[suityou01]

Exactly how many penguins are you expecting to see at the north pole?

You had better warn your kids that daddy is a terrible teacher.

That's the least of their worries. We "saw" a snow dragon.

[Gonzo]

Owing to the loft incident I took the day off. I snuck a quick conference call in late this morning because I am professional enough to attend to the must haves, but now I am on staycation.

So I shall have a cup of tea, build a snowman, then set up base camp in the dining room. Base camp on the way to the north pole with the kids. With a base camp made of dining room chairs and sheets the vast white wastelands of the arctic await our imaginations.

With polar bears (dog) and penguins (cats) to litter our view should be exciting.

Take your Nintendos and shove em. Imagination is far better. I shall report back from the north pole.

To everyone else on staycation, I bid you au revoir.

Exactly how many penguins are you expecting to see at the north pole?

You had better warn your kids that daddy is a terrible teacher.

[suityou01]

That's nothing. I used the term "Chrimble" meaning Christmas in another thread. You wait for my "tunes to hum and really annoy you" thread.

[Zippy]

WHS*10^10

Verily

[realityhack]

One of those words that makes me want to stab peoples' eyes out with a rusty spork. Like "going forward" or "leveraging your resource advantage".

WHS*10^10

[OrangeHopper]

I have this image of a grown man under the dinning tables, mumbling away to himself, while the kids occasionally pass on the stairs, on route to the next game station, giving each other raised eyebrow looks.

[DiscoStu]

I've been to the north pole and back and scaled mount Everest. I've seen snow dragons, huskies, snow leopards and a yetti that looked remarkably like SY02.

I'm now absolutely b*ggered sitting here with a cuppa soup while the 'horrors' are lobbing snowballs at one another outside.

Did you find an aurora?

[suityou01]

I've been to the north pole and back and scaled mount Everest. I've seen snow dragons, huskies, snow leopards and a yetti that looked remarkably like SY02.

I'm now absolutely b*ggered sitting here with a cuppa soup while the 'horrors' are lobbing snowballs at one another outside.

[Spacecadet]

One of those words that makes me want to stab peoples' eyes out with a rusty spork. Like "going forward" or "leveraging your resource advantage".

Chillax man!

[Diver]

Honestly, he won't take you along next time...

But I have an Ice Axe

[cojak]

Wot! crawling around in all that bear and penguin litter

Honestly, he won't take you along next time...

[cojak]

..and don't forget the emergency rations.

Mars Bars go a long way in the middle of the Arctic wastes...

[Diver]

What a terrific dad you are. Can I come and play at your house? I could be Santa. Or a polar bear.

Wot! crawling around in all that dog and cat litter