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xoggoth replied

17 December 2009, 16:04
That one about ponies is so true. They are evil little sods. Jogging through a field in summer and this pony comes galloping over and trots along beside me with its head on my shoulder, sharing with me its great clowd of flies. If they don't like flies, why don't the stupid things try washing occasionally?
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Diver replied

17 December 2009, 15:14
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

AN OPEN LETTER
TO MY LOCAL NEWSPAPER
WITH ADVICE FOR WHEN IT RUNS
ITS NEXT TWO-PAGE PHOTO
SPREAD ON THE BEAUTIFUL
COLORS OF THE SEASON.

Classic
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NickFitz replied

17 December 2009, 15:04
Originally posted by Diver View Post

AN OPEN LETTER TO
MARK ZUCKERBERG, FOUNDER
AND CEO OF FACEBOOK.COM,
FROM A NEW YORKER MAGAZINE
FACT CHECKER.

AN OPEN LETTER
TO MY LOCAL NEWSPAPER
WITH ADVICE FOR WHEN IT RUNS
ITS NEXT TWO-PAGE PHOTO
SPREAD ON THE BEAUTIFUL
COLORS OF THE SEASON.
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Diver replied

17 December 2009, 14:56
Originally posted by zeitghost

Did anyone read the letter to the hookworms?

AN OPEN LETTER TO
MARK ZUCKERBERG, FOUNDER
AND CEO OF FACEBOOK.COM,
FROM A NEW YORKER MAGAZINE
FACT CHECKER.
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NickFitz replied

17 December 2009, 13:57
Originally posted by SuperZ View Post

Imagine the type of person who would post such a four line message about such an experience. Are they a regular there?

Apparently not
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SuperZ replied

17 December 2009, 13:37
Imagine the type of person who would post such a four line message about such an experience. Are they a regular there?
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BlackenedBiker replied

17 December 2009, 13:09
Awesome letter...I want that look/leer/gawp in my locker.....
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BA to the Stars replied

17 December 2009, 13:06
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Indeed, who is Ellen?

Not our own Sue Ellen I hope
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AtW replied

17 December 2009, 12:59
Indeed, who is Ellen?
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Diver replied

17 December 2009, 12:58
I tried not to drool, but.......................
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BA to the Stars replied

17 December 2009, 12:53
I have that effect on women (or is it my aftershave)
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threaded replied

17 December 2009, 12:52
Oops, I was wearing glare goggles too, 'cause of the snow, so thought she wouldn't notice
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Bunk replied

17 December 2009, 12:51
I thought I was quite discreet.
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NickFitz started a topic Come On Then, Own Up...

17 December 2009, 12:48
Come On Then, Own Up...

...which of you was it?
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