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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    ...since TPD was harpooned and its corpse laid to rot in the shallows that form light relief, like a whale carcass marooned on a small secluded beach that might explode any time with drivel flying everywhere. I tried poking it with a long stick and it just let out a frating noise and quivered.
    Try some dynamite. From a distance.

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  • chef
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    i've not had any issues in loading, replying, posting or viewing at all before or after tpd was closed. maybe its my efficient german network

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  • TimberWolf
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    Too early to say really. I only intermittently had delays before and those were mostly clustered around the same period, and I have had a delay since TPD was harpooned and its corpse laid to rot in the shallows that form light relief, like a whale carcass marooned on a small secluded beach that might explode any time with drivel flying everywhere. I tried poking it with a long stick and it just let out a frating noise and quivered.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Has been fine for me since closing the thread. A lot faster. And no mails despite the fact people have been viewing the thread. Is it simply viewing threads or replying that seems to take a time to complete?
    Well, you should have one now, after my latest database error.

    HTH.

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Has been fine for me since closing the thread. A lot faster. And no mails despite the fact people have been viewing the thread. Is it simply viewing threads or replying that seems to take a time to complete?
    It just took me more than 30 seconds to post something in the "new" TPD thread, and an edit on that same post took even longer to commit.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Server just went out for over a minute. Odd really if TPD is the problem
    Yup.

    Code:
     Database error 
    The database has encountered a problem. 
    
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     
    Please try the following: 
    Load the page again by clicking the Refresh button in your web browser. 
    Open the forums.contractoruk.com home page, then try to open another page. 
    Click the Back button to try another link. 
     
    The forums.contractoruk.com forum technical staff have been notified of the error, though you may contact them if the problem persists. 
     
    We apologise for any inconvenience.
    First time it's ever happened to me ( that I can remember )

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I give you +7 ATW Silence Points, you can redeem them at any time - so far nobody did

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    He is back to celebrate the tpd closure.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I give you +7 ATW Silence Points, you can redeem them at any time - so far nobody did
    Ok - I redeem them - for 7 days you can post what you like, just quit bitching about TPD

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I thought you were being quiet?
    I give you +7 ATW Silence Points, you can redeem them at any time - so far nobody did

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  • NickFitz
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    Server just went out for over a minute. Odd really if TPD is the problem

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I thought you were being quiet?
    He is back to celebrate the tpd closure.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    FTFY
    I thought you were being quiet?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Has been fine for me since closing the thread. A lot faster. And no mails despite the fact people have been viewing the thread. Is it simply viewing threads or replying that seems to take a time to complete?
    administrator is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.

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  • NickFitz
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    Over ten seconds to load the General home page. Nearly five seconds to view the last page of this thread. Reply page loads quickly enough, so no change from before. Will edit this post after posting to indicate how long posting takes.

    Three seconds to post and return to the thread. Again, that's been about typical for me today.

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