Reply to: I'm leaving CUK. I've found a place where I can better fit in.

[HairyArsedBloke]

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Hey, ex-Mrs HAB has been on a diet. It has done wonders for her. It's a big improvement.

[OwlHoot]

Need an advance search party armed with bags of flour for that one.

Bags of flour? You'd need a seismic survey.

[Zippy]

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That pic has to have been tampered with, but stick in One-A-Day anyway.

[Brussels Slumdog]

Will I finally find out whether I am glamorous

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relations...es-global.html

The website promises successful applicants “glamorous parties, a jet-set global network” and “potential contracts from top modelling agencies”.

WOW I WILL TRY TO JOIN TO MORROW.
I can either get rid of my inferiority complex of being an ugly slumdog or
find out that I really am an ugly old slumdog

[hyperD]

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Need an advance search party armed with bags of flour for that one.

[EternalOptimist]

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<cough - i would >

[AtW]

Your magnetic personality keeps drawing me back.

That would imply you are made of iron or something like this, when in reality you are mostly elastic plastic ...

[DimPrawn]

You keep promising to emigrate and clear off in various ways

Your magnetic personality keeps drawing me back.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relations...es-global.html

The website promises successful applicants glamorous parties, a jet-set global network and potential contracts from top modelling agencies.

You keep promising to emigrate and clear off in various ways

[Pogle]

We don't invite people from the shallow end of the gene pool

[TimberWolf]

Sounds great - sign me up!

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[hyperD]

The women on there might be young, slim and beautiful but I bet most are only interested in one night stands and sex rather than romance, long-term commitment and marriage

Sounds great - sign me up!

[DimPrawn]

"An online dating agency that excludes ugly members is to launch worldwide despite criticism that it is superficial."

Who decides what is ugly? Its a bit subjective.......

Existing members of the website vote.

I wonder if Katherine Jenkins would make it past the geek jury.

[BrilloPad]

"An online dating agency that excludes ugly members is to launch worldwide despite criticism that it is superficial."

Who decides what is ugly? Its a bit subjective.......

[sasguru]

We don't invite people from the shallow end of the gene pool

That's no way to talking about Dim.