I'm leaving CUK. I've found a place where I can better fit in.

[EternalOptimist]

Here's a sample NSFW (a little bit, but not too, rude or erotic). Check out the size of the front-bottom

<cough - i would >

[hyperD]

Here's a sample NSFW (a little bit, but not too, rude or erotic). Check out the size of the front-bottom

Need an advance search party armed with bags of flour for that one.

[Brussels Slumdog]

Will I finally find out whether I am glamorous

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relations...es-global.html

The website promises successful applicants “glamorous parties, a jet-set global network” and “potential contracts from top modelling agencies”.

WOW I WILL TRY TO JOIN TO MORROW.
I can either get rid of my inferiority complex of being an ugly slumdog or
find out that I really am an ugly old slumdog

[Zippy]

Here's a sample NSFW (a little bit, but not too, rude or erotic). Check out the size of the front-bottom

That pic has to have been tampered with, but stick in One-A-Day anyway.

[OwlHoot]

Need an advance search party armed with bags of flour for that one.

Bags of flour? You'd need a seismic survey.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Here's a sample NSFW (a little bit, but not too, rude or erotic). Check out the size of the front-bottom

Hey, ex-Mrs HAB has been on a diet. It has done wonders for her. It's a big improvement.