I'm leaving CUK. I've found a place where I can better fit in.

[Zippy]

We have Zippy and Pogle et al organising parties all round the country, we have Tay in NZ, and we have Dodgy Agent. Still sounds much the same here

We don't invite people from the shallow end of the gene pool

[sasguru]

We don't invite people from the shallow end of the gene pool

That's no way to talking about Dim.

[BrilloPad]

"An online dating agency that excludes ugly members is to launch worldwide despite criticism that it is superficial."

Who decides what is ugly? Its a bit subjective.......

[DimPrawn]

"An online dating agency that excludes ugly members is to launch worldwide despite criticism that it is superficial."

Who decides what is ugly? Its a bit subjective.......

Existing members of the website vote.

I wonder if Katherine Jenkins would make it past the geek jury.

[hyperD]

The women on there might be young, slim and beautiful but I bet most are only interested in one night stands and sex rather than romance, long-term commitment and marriage

Sounds great - sign me up!

[TimberWolf]

Sounds great - sign me up!

Here's a sample NSFW (a little bit, but not too, rude or erotic). Check out the size of the front-bottom

[Pogle]

We don't invite people from the shallow end of the gene pool

[Peoplesoft bloke]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relations...es-global.html

The website promises successful applicants glamorous parties, a jet-set global network and potential contracts from top modelling agencies.

You keep promising to emigrate and clear off in various ways

[DimPrawn]

You keep promising to emigrate and clear off in various ways

Your magnetic personality keeps drawing me back.

[AtW]

Your magnetic personality keeps drawing me back.

That would imply you are made of iron or something like this, when in reality you are mostly elastic plastic ...