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Previously on "aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh"

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    it is now officially beer o clock
    champagne o'clock for me

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  • original PM
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    it is now officially beer o clock

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    if only *sigh* i hate being a pm at this client co
    The day is neaarly over ...

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    You need to take a leaf out of the Klingon Programmers guide :



    Or


    if only *sigh* i hate being a pm at this client co

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    I'm getting seriously drunk tonight.

    gone live on both projects and the nightmare of red tape and bloody admin has given me a right old headache
    You need to take a leaf out of the Klingon Programmers guide :

    Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
    Or

    What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.

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  • norrahe
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    I'm getting seriously drunk tonight.

    gone live on both projects and the nightmare of red tape and bloody admin has given me a right old headache

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    why do people always skimp on traning during a project and then wonder why it all goes t*ts up????


    just wondering

    They haven't on this project - and the 1st & 2nd phases have gone in pretty smoothly.

    cojak - Training Lead for current project.

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  • original PM
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    why do people always skimp on traning during a project and then wonder why it all goes t*ts up????


    just wondering

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  • PorkPie
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    nnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

    bunch of c***s the lot of them

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    with winter greens and a white truffle emulsion I hope!


    Sorry its stressful, have you tried brandy? I believe it has marvellous stress relieving qualities.
    Brandy, bad idea, lovely taste, Frapin in particular is my downfall. I try not to buy it as I will put paid to the bottle in one sitting.

    turns out things weren't too bad after all (despite it taking me 3 hours to get into work this morning)

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    you gals can drink, sheesh.
    Lightweight

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    with winter greens and a white truffle emulsion I hope!


    Sorry its stressful, have you tried brandy? I believe it has marvellous stress relieving qualities.
    you gals can drink, sheesh.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    yep and tomorrow i get my ar$e served on a plate
    with winter greens and a white truffle emulsion I hope!


    Sorry its stressful, have you tried brandy? I believe it has marvellous stress relieving qualities.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    yep and tomorrow i get my ar$e served on a plate
    What-arpened?

    Worst case you didn't go live. Or did you drop the policy database and delete all the backups and pee in the recycling bin?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Is this to do with this project that was going live today?

    Tomorrow is another day.
    yep and tomorrow i get my ar$e served on a plate

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