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Previously on "Just think about the money"

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  • lexington_spurs
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Jesus wouldn't have gone to church in the first place as it would be deeply weird and vain to pop in and praise yourself, wouldn't it ?
    correct! he was a Palestinian Jew.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Jesus wouldn't have gone to church in the first place as it would be deeply weird and vain to pop in and praise yourself, wouldn't it ?
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Maybe he just pops in to make sure they're doing it right
    Nah mate, he just wants his cut from the money changers! He's already had to throw one lot out!
    Last edited by Churchill; 15 October 2009, 14:44.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Jesus wouldn't have gone to church in the first place as it would be deeply weird and vain to pop in and praise yourself, wouldn't it ?
    Maybe he just pops in to make sure they're doing it right

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Jesus wouldn't have gone to church in the first place as it would be deeply weird and vain to pop in and praise yourself, wouldn't it ?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Despite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.

    Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).

    Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?
    Jesus would have walked to church and back

    Cars are for sinners

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

    HTH

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

    HTH
    We want a shrubbery!

    (Wrong film, I know!)

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    The Messiah!
    He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

    HTH

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Jesus would have used his special powers (or lots of people) to move the car. Then he would have keyed it and left a note explaining how selfish actions often have consequences.

    No, wait a sec, that's not Jesus, that's me.
    The Messiah!

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  • original PM
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    only if you are billing monthly

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    "Invoice"
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    HTH
    Another 9 of those and you won't able to claim expenses any more :P

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  • cojak
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    "Invoice"
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    HTH

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Despite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.

    Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).

    Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?
    Jesus would have used his special powers (or lots of people) to move the car. Then he would have keyed it and left a note explaining how selfish actions often have consequences.

    No, wait a sec, that's not Jesus, that's me.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Ask yourself this question, "What would Jesus do?".
    Despite being a Catholic I often have trouble with that saying. I wish Jesus had kids. Would have loved to see what he would do in certain situations.

    Take the case where someone parked me in during a church service. It over-ran and I went to collect the kids but could not get out. Had to wait for the selfish b**ch to finish. When I pointed out the error of her ways she became abusive! My son is autistic : for the next 2 weeks afterwards he was pooing himself (autistic children like certainty).

    Now would Jesus just have walked away or given her a good kicking to convince her that upsetting autistic children is bad?

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  • norrahe
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    Welcome to my world.

    Project no.1 went live tuesday, project no. 2 is currently in the process of going live as we speak (i hope)

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