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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    Is it left with a semi-colon?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When the missus licks my toes, my old dog gets a woody too




    Too much information. By far.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Our old dog Woody used to do that to MrsB, she loved it. I made it quite clear that my toes were off limits!
    When the missus licks my toes, my old dog gets a woody too




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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    she likes licking my toes.

    there's nothing better after a hard day at the office than getting home, slipping the shoes and socks off, cold can of beer, and a willing, rough , darting little pink tongue, licking yer toes.


    ahhhh


    Our old dog Woody used to do that to MrsB, she loved it. I made it quite clear that my toes were off limits!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I think they sewed the mouth directly to the bum. Must experiment tonight with a pipe cleaner





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  • xoggoth
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    Why not? Sounds like fun anyway.

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  • teclo
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I think if the choice was between a colostomy bag and death, I suspect most folk would choose a colostomy bag, I would.
    I think that when it comes to the choice of death or licking EO's toes, I'm picking death.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

    If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...

    I think if the choice was between a colostomy bag and death, I suspect most folk would choose a colostomy bag, I would.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    she likes licking my toes.

    there's nothing better after a hard day at the office than getting home, slipping the shoes and socks off, cold can of beer, and a willing, rough , darting little pink tongue, licking yer toes.


    ahhhh


    euwww

    But glad the old mog is better

    Still euww though

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

    If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...
    she likes licking my toes.

    there's nothing better after a hard day at the office than getting home, slipping the shoes and socks off, cold can of beer, and a willing, rough , darting little pink tongue, licking yer toes.


    ahhhh


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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

    If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...
    WHS.

    Get rid of the bloody thing.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Why you haven't had this poor unfortunate put down before now is beyond me.

    If I had gone through the same tulip that Brewster has been through I think I would have given up a long time ago...

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  • Zippy
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    Glad Brewster is feeling better

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    How does it manage without a colon? Does it have one of those bag things like old people have?

    Well, DON'T EMPTY IT ON MY F* LAWN!!!!!!!!
    I think they sewed the mouth directly to the bum. Must experiment tonight with a pipe cleaner





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  • conned tractor
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    Is it left with a semi-colon?

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