"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"£3 a gram."
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Previously on "I've just had a conversation with a decent agent"
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostA dead agent is a good agent
something like that
A good start!
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Current rate is xGBP
Today agent asked if I would work for xUSD in Iran.
I said no.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThere is no such thing as a decent agent.
They are all self serving, procrastinating, lying twats.
HTH
Try stepping outside the bubble once in a while
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnd how many agents do you deal with at the moment?
if things don't work out with them then i'll carefully pick 3 more. Taking special care to make sure that they are professionally accredited and specialise in the correct industry and tech sectors
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Originally posted by MrMark View PostAsked me if I was flexible on the location (ie away from home) - no prob. Asked if I was happy with the rate - I was (permie role). Asked if I had specific experience in 2 packages (I didn't). So no cv passed forward for that role. But no bulltulip "How are you finding the market?" or "do you have any other interviews in the pipeline that may clash?".
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Permanents agents are nicer than contract ones. All relative of course.
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