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Previously on "Succesor to CyberCretin - CUK Chief Village Idiot confirmed."

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:
    I'm glad you quoted that post again. It cracks me up every time I read it.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?
    Sorry : I already have it......

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  • SizeZero
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. So there!
    You make him sound like the bastard child of Richard Hammond and James May.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    you little tinker. I unclog ma naze in your general directzion.
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. So there!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post


    Fixed that for you
    you little tinker. I unclog ma naze in your general directzion.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    thanks dude. I would have a manifesto but I'd have to post it in every forum for advice first.


    Fixed that for you

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    you get my vote
    thanks dude. I would have a manifesto but I'm too useless.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?
    you get my vote

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

    HTH
    current

    Outlasted the knobhead PM, and didn't quit.

    HTH

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

    HTH
    So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    FFS SAS.

    I had coveted this position long ago, and thought it was mine. You could have discussed it with me first.

    Very upset.
    After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

    HTH

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  • Evil Hangover
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    Congratulations davie. I'm sure you don't give a s***

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

    As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:
    FFS SAS.

    I had coveted this position long ago, and thought it was mine. You could have discussed it with me first.

    Very upset.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    me too

    I'll remember that ...

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

    As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:
    You mean because he didn't film it, and post the video on utube ?

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