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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    you little tinker. I unclog ma naze in your general directzion.
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. So there!
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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      #22
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. So there!
      You make him sound like the bastard child of Richard Hammond and James May.
      Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?
        Sorry : I already have it......

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          #24
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:
          I'm glad you quoted that post again. It cracks me up every time I read it.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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