Succesor to CyberCretin - CUK Chief Village Idiot confirmed.

[Zippy]

me too

I'll remember that ...

[suityou01]

After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:

FFS SAS.

I had coveted this position long ago, and thought it was mine. You could have discussed it with me first.

Very upset.

[Evil Hangover]

Congratulations davie. I'm sure you don't give a s***

[sasguru]

FFS SAS.

I had coveted this position long ago, and thought it was mine. You could have discussed it with me first.

Very upset.

After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

HTH

[suityou01]

After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

HTH

So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?

[suityou01]

After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

HTH

current

Outlasted the knobhead PM, and didn't quit.

HTH

[FiveTimes]

So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?

you get my vote

[suityou01]

you get my vote

thanks dude. I would have a manifesto but I'm too useless.

[FiveTimes]

thanks dude. I would have a manifesto but I'd have to post it in every forum for advice first.

Fixed that for you

[suityou01]

Fixed that for you

you little tinker. I unclog ma naze in your general directzion.