Succesor to CyberCretin - CUK Chief Village Idiot confirmed.

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RichardCranium replied

27 September 2009, 05:39
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:

I'm glad you quoted that post again. It cracks me up every time I read it.
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BrilloPad replied

26 September 2009, 17:07
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?

Sorry : I already have it......
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SizeZero replied

26 September 2009, 10:11
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. So there!

You make him sound like the bastard child of Richard Hammond and James May.
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Zippy replied

25 September 2009, 22:05
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

you little tinker. I unclog ma naze in your general directzion.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. So there!
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suityou01 replied

25 September 2009, 22:00
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Fixed that for you

you little tinker. I unclog ma naze in your general directzion.
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FiveTimes replied

25 September 2009, 21:16
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

thanks dude. I would have a manifesto but I'd have to post it in every forum for advice first.

Fixed that for you
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suityou01 replied

25 September 2009, 21:15
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

you get my vote

thanks dude. I would have a manifesto but I'm too useless.
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FiveTimes replied

25 September 2009, 21:14
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?

you get my vote
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suityou01 replied

25 September 2009, 21:12
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

HTH

current

Outlasted the knobhead PM, and didn't quit.

HTH
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suityou01 replied

25 September 2009, 21:11
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

HTH

So can I get the prize for CUKs most useless poster?
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sasguru replied

25 September 2009, 21:06
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

FFS SAS.

I had coveted this position long ago, and thought it was mine. You could have discussed it with me first.

Very upset.

After your quite frankly womanly performance in your last contract, I wouldn't trust you with organising a piss up in a brewery.

HTH
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Evil Hangover replied

25 September 2009, 19:39
Congratulations davie. I'm sure you don't give a s***
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suityou01 replied

25 September 2009, 19:21
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:

FFS SAS.

I had coveted this position long ago, and thought it was mine. You could have discussed it with me first.

Very upset.
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Zippy replied

25 September 2009, 18:10
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

me too

I'll remember that ...
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OwlHoot replied

25 September 2009, 17:59
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:

You mean because he didn't film it, and post the video on utube ?
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