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Previously on "I just got hit by an egg"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Isn't that what you do at home at night in your little bedsit???
    Nice.


    But, what's with the obsession over the word 'bedsit'? It's almost as if one person's speech patterns are coming through under multiple accounts.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Nah it's like beating a dead slug.
    Isn't that what you do at home at night in your little bedsit???

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  • NotAllThere
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    I think he must have gone home to cry.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Hey, two on one action. Get the popcorn.
    Nah it's like beating a dead slug.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Hey, two on one action. Get the popcorn.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    "goingtoChurchy"

    Did you come up with all by yourself? Or did your special needs teacher help you?
    You may be a tool but you're far from the sharpest one in the box, are you?

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  • daviejones
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    Haha, "goingtoChurchy" and Sas,,,a double act, but not in a good way!!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    You must have been a fun kid....
    Judging by your posts you grew up a twat, it didn't happen overnight.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    You must have been a fun kid....
    You sound like a complete twunt.
    HTH

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I would never dream of doing something like that. It's a matter of respect for others.
    You must have been a fun kid....

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    I see we have a "I never did anything like this...dullard in the house..."

    I was about 14, but I guess you stayed in and learned the piano at that age.,..
    I would never dream of doing something like that. It's a matter of respect for others.

    If he'd seen and caught you, then proceeded to beat the crap out of you would you have felt aggrieved?
    Last edited by Churchill; 25 September 2009, 08:39.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Thought I'd fix that for ya!

    Not funny btw, just mindless.
    I see we have a "I never did anything like this...dullard in the house..."

    I was about 14, but I guess you stayed in and learned the piano at that age.,..

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    I once lived on the 3rd floor in this block and one sunny day I was looking out the window and a car had stopped at the lights below.....with his sunroof open and his big bald head right in plain view. Well, you guessed, I got the egg from the fridge, and aimed it right at his shiny head...

    It hit spot on...egg everywhere...

    It was very funny indeed.....

    As I ran and hid in my true cowardly way.
    Thought I'd fix that for ya!

    Not funny btw, just mindless.

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  • daviejones
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    I once lived on the 3rd floor in this block and one sunny day I was looking out the window and a car had stopped at the lights below.....with his sunroof open and his big bald head right in plain view. Well, you guessed, I got the egg from the fridge, and aimed it right at his shiny head...

    It hit spot on...egg everywhere...

    It was very funny indeed.....

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Whhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy couldn't this have happened to Dim Prawn?
    SASGuru is allergic to eggs?????

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